Did gold digger kill her elderly boyfriend? 1
Top 5 Police Blunders of the Week! 2
Moron shoots up house trying to kill bat 3
By Pete Kotz in assault, homicide
Thursday, Sep. 2 2010 @ 10:25AM
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​Back in May, we brought you the story of gold digger Kristina Nikole Pongracz. She was living in the expansive Virginia manse of her boyfriend, 77-year-old William Herchenrider. But it seems she was far more into William's money than his love...

Tags: Virginia
By Pete Kotz in Police bungling, assault
Wednesday, Sep. 1 2010 @ 2:51PM
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​Since yesterday's tale of an inmate beatdown brought so much debate, we bring your another today. But this one is much more lacking in moral clarity. Gary Gieselman was busted in 2005 for writing bad checks, then promptly dumped in the Potosi, Missouri Jail...

Tags: Missouri
By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, assault
Wednesday, Sep. 1 2010 @ 7:53AM
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​There are few things more despicable than a wife beater. But when you happen to be the dumbest wife beater in all of Illinois, you're entering uncharted waters of stupidity. Meet Janusz Owca, a 32-year-old man from Maine Township, Illinois and our Moron of the Day...

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, assault
Wednesday, Sep. 1 2010 @ 6:00AM
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​Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Kenneth Williams arrived home to find his brother in the egregious act of sucking at bean cooking. His pestering led to words, which in turn led to Larry taking a knife to his brother's face. Houston Press has the story.

By Pete Kotz in assault, classroom creepiness
Tuesday, Aug. 31 2010 @ 10:43AM
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​UPDATE: Slashed cabbie Ahmed Sharif will be out of work for months, and now a union fundraising drive has brought in $30,000 to help his family get by. Meanwhile, the punk who slashed his throat, Michael Enright, has been transferred to a psychiatric ward to see if he's actually nuts, just a shitbag college boy, or both. See update after the jump...

By Pete Kotz in assault
Tuesday, Aug. 31 2010 @ 10:00AM
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​Reader Majii responds to Michael Enright, College Student, Charged With Anti-Muslim Hate Crime Slashing of Cabbie Ahmed Sharif. She argues that the reason we dislike certain groups -- i.e. blacks or Muslims -- is because we've had very little contact with them...

By Cory Zurowski in assault
Monday, Aug. 30 2010 @ 6:56AM
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​Given the nasty nature of his alleged offenses, it seems easy to conclude that Michael Wayne Edwards Jr. is a total wood. After all, when you've been relegated to copping your jollies by shooting semen on unconsenting female shoppers via a squirt bottle, it screams there's something seriously fucked up with your life. Not so fast... 

Tags: Maryland
By Pete Kotz in Video archives, assault
Monday, Aug. 30 2010 @ 4:59AM

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​Two men left a Walmart garden in Littleton, Colorado with a cart full of stolen stuff. When the door alarm, an employee followed them to their SUV and tried to stop them. That's when a third man came up behind him and decked him with a wicked sucker punch...

By Pete Kotz in Douchebags, assault
Friday, Aug. 27 2010 @ 11:04AM
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​Reader Iowa Grammy responds to Michael Enright, College Student, Charged With Anti-Muslim Hate Crimes Slashing of Cabbie Ahmed Sharif. Her son was almost blown up in Iraq. But she doesn't hate Muslim; she hates chickenshits...

By Pete Kotz in Police bungling, assault
Thursday, Aug. 26 2010 @ 9:50AM
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​Reader Qwerty7 responds to Video: Mark Ashford Gets His Ass Beat By Denver Police. He argues that Internal Affairs is a joke, and that cops should be held to a higher standard, not just punished when they're caught beating people on tape...