Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Two men approached a group of college students and began ridiculing one for looking like Steve Aoki, seen here. Shortly thereafter, a man who took offense had broken bones in his face and the cops were on the hunt for his attackers. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Tippets and his girlfriend were crossing a street while looking for her missing car when the thief stopped it right in front of them. After yelling and accusations, Tippets dove into the car, and got way more than he bargained for. Westword has the story.