2-year-old killed over spilled milk 1
Teacher stabs student 7 times for farting 2
Inmates hides dope in his rolls of fat 3
By Denise Grollmus in Lists, Sex crimes, Stupid Criminals, arson, bad clergy, fraud
Tuesday, Mar. 16 2010 @ 9:00AM
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We are proud to announce that, for the first time ever, the No. 1 spot on What Wouldn't Jesus Do? isn't being inhabited by a pedophile priest or preacher -- but a pervert of the non-Christian persuasion. Give it up for Rabbi Baruch Lebovits for busting glass ceilings...

Monday, Mar. 15 2010 @ 5:00PM
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​At the time, Rev. Jonathan Ayers seemed like the consummate Christian. He had offered Kala Jones Barrett a ride back in Toccoa, Georgia. He dropped her off that September day, then drove to a gas station to use the ATM. What he didn't know was that police were following him...

Tags: Georgia, Religion
Tuesday, Mar. 9 2010 @ 9:00AM
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What Wouldn't Jesus Do? is back with your weekly reminder that just because someone claims to be a man of God, doesn't mean he is. Take Ross Kleman. For years, Kleman traveled throughout Canada, offering his services as a preacher, until he was arrested for murdering a 14-year-old girl...

By Denise Grollmus in bad clergy
Tuesday, Mar. 2 2010 @ 11:03AM
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​Every Tuesday, What Wouldn't Jesus Do? brings you a line up of the week's worst clergymen. But today, we're mixing things up. At our No. 1 spot, we bring you the tale of Jason Bourque and Daniel McAllister, neither of whom were a pastor or priest, but two angst-filled boys with a major axe to grind...

Wednesday, Feb. 24 2010 @ 8:01AM
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​Reader Jay responds to Kevin and Elizabeth, Religious Nuts, Beat Daughter to Death for Mispronouncing a Word. He's says there's no defending Rev. Michael Pearl, who advocates hitting children as young as 6-months-old...

By Denise Grollmus in Lists, Sex crimes, bad clergy, drugs, fraud
Tuesday, Feb. 23 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​Here at What Wouldn't Jesus Do? our intention isn't to exclude non-Christian folk from being scrutinized for acts of moral turpitude. We embrace the ridicule of all religious hypocrisy equally. That's why, this week, we're including not just a pedophile preacher, but a blackmailing Rabbi, too...

By Denise Grollmus in Lists, Sex crimes, bad clergy, robbery
Tuesday, Feb. 16 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​Topping off today's What Wouldn't Jesus Do? is a priest who has committed an atrocity that would not only make Jesus weep, but we're pretty sure it would piss off Mohammed, too. Last week, Father Don Carlo D'Antoni was arrested for running a prostitution ring of underage Muslim girls...

By Denise Grollmus in Lists, Stupid Criminals, bad clergy, fraud
Tuesday, Feb. 9 2010 @ 8:00AM
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​Today's edition of What Wouldn't Jesus Do? proves that religious folk are capable of committing all sorts of crimes -- not just creepy sex ones. Just ask Father Richard Abourjaily, who pretended to have cancer in order to cheat people out of their hard earned cash...

By Denise Grollmus in Child Abuse, Sex crimes, assault, bad clergy
Tuesday, Feb. 2 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​Every Tuesday, we carefully cull the national headlines to bring you a well-stocked listing of the worst clergymen in America, a little something we like to call What Wouldn't Jesus Do?. Topping today's list is Johnny Ray Dempsey, a preacher recently charged with raping his 14-year-old daughter...

By Denise Grollmus in Child Abuse, Lists, Sex crimes, bad clergy, homicide
Tuesday, Jan. 26 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​Blessed be the name of What Wouldn't Jesus Do?, a weekly line up of "Godly" men that appear to have misplaced their list of Commandments. This week we give you Texas minister Matt Baker, who seems to have forgotten that God does NOT want you to murder your wife...