Teen strangled, slit 9-year-old's throat
| Rev. Ralph Lee Aaron faces 150 sex crime charges, including torture |
"Sadly, these POS are starting to get better & better at hiding out in plain sight... There are one of these sicko's that live down the street from me. He's a deacon in his church, teaches children's church & choir, he travels to other churches with his daughter singing as a duo, and is extremely big on home visitations "for the church..."
| The reverend is also accused of abusing his wife and daughter |
Aaron wisely left town for Grace Christian Fellowship, a non-denominational church in Andalusia, Alabama. If what the cops are saying is right, he went on a sexual rampage while leading the flock. He's now charged with 150 sex crimes ranging from child porn to sexual torture to sodomy. At least four victims -- boys ages 10-12 -- have come forward. Police also say his wife and daughter were among the victims...
These five alleged bastards should make you want to take up golf, just so you have clubs in your trunk on the day God delivers one of them to you. They are also, not coincidentally, our Creeps of the Week.
After reviewing the play, the call is upheld: This guy's a perv. (Palo Alto Police).
1. Fry's Freak: There are so many ways a law-abiding horny guy can walk into an electronics store and walk out with some legal tool to see some female nakedness. This is not one of them.
Police in Palo Alto, California -- home to Stanford, Hewlett Packard, and one really unsubtle perv -- are looking for a man they say used a cell-phone camera to look up women's skirts while shopping in a Fry's Electronics. The man apparently strapped his cell phone to his hand bag, placed the bag onto the floor, then nudged it between the legs of women customers, distinguishing himself as the most desperate guy in Fry's -- which is really saying something.
Video footage provided images of the man, but he has yet to be caught. Did anyone check Best Buy?
| The murder of Felicia Tang was so gruesome Randone's been charged with torture |
"I am embarrassed to say I dated him "post mime" in LA and he does have some redeeming qualities he's a very hard worker... who forged signatures cheated young sales kids out of thier money and gradually became the most terrorizing man I have ever dated.
"He stalked me, broke into my cell phone, systamatically made any friends of mine too repulsed to stick around and threatened me in a series of messages that filled up my voicemail many times...
| Hughes was arrested for the murder of a California tribal official and two friends |
Alvarez's mailbox had been shot up and his motorcycle had been tampered with. He was about to go to police when he -- along with friends Patricia Castro and Ralph Boger -- turned up murdered, execution style...
| Rev. Curtis Watts must have been gone on the day He busted out all his peace ideas |
"First of all, not a SINGLE person here knows if this pastor has severe mental illnesses or not. It was implied earlier, but may or may not be the case. If so, I can understand how one might act in ways WAY off from normal because my severely mentally ill son does this sometimes.
"Second, I personally did not condone his actions at all, pastor or no pastor. What he did was terrible, and many people's lives have been changed. He should have been severely punished, mental illness or not. Death might normally have been too severe a punishment, but it HAD to happen given the circumstances. The police did EXACTLY what they should have done and acted for the safety of everyone involved. I personally, and even being Christian, am not upset that he is dead. I feel very sorry for the officer that lost his hand, and the wife that endured life with her husband...
| Felicia Lee appeared in such movies as "Hotel Decadence" |
Felicia Lee -- who went by the stage name Felicia Tang -- worked on the fringes of Hollywood as a minor actress, soft porn star and rent-a-beauty. She appeared in mainstream movies like "Rush Hour 2" and "The Fast And The Furious," in addition to Playboy TV and porn films like "Asian Fever" and "Hotel Decadance." She also modeled for calendars.
Now she's dead at age 31. Police say her live-in boyfriend, Brian Lee Randone, beat and suffocated her at the apartment they shared. Randone, an ex-preacher who hold a master's in divinity and appeared in 2000 on the reality show "The Sexiest Bachelor in America," has been charged with murder and torture.
Witnesses say the couple was involved in a domestic dispute before the slaying, though police in Monrovia, California have released few details so far. Why a presumed man of God killed a porn star remains to be seen, but he appears to have been someone with a fondness for beautiful women...
Pastor Curtis Watts is man of God by the loosest definition. He's a founder of the Shining Light Baptist Church in Clay County, Alabama. If you believe the missus, he's also a wife beater -- and an ax-wielding madman.![]()
We're sure about this: Jesus does not want you to beat your wife or chop off people's hands
Our story begins a week ago, when Mrs. Watts called 911 to say the Good Reverend had assaulted her. When cops arrived he was waiting in the kitchen with a rifle. Apparently he'd missed Jesus' many teachings on peace, so police had to taser his ass multiple times to help him understand this valuable piece of scripture.
The missus subsequently took out a protection order. When police tried to serve it, Watts swung at them with an ax. Sergeant Jason Freeman was trying to taser him when Watts took a swing, chopping off Freeman's hand. That's when other deputies opened fire, sending Watts to meet his maker -- if St. Peter lets him in, which isn't attracting heavy betting in Vegas at this point. Surgeons were able to reattach the sergeant's hand, but we still don't know how damaged it is.
A 14-month-old girl in Wheaton, Minnesota is dead. And it's all because a pastor gave someone a washer and dryer.![]()
Rev. Danny Barnes with wife Dena
Only a month ago, Darryl Kennedy was the best man at Claude Hankins' wedding. But the two recently had a falling out. Rev. Danny Barnes, who ministers to people with addiction problems in this small town near the North Dakota border, had given a washer and dryer to Hankins. For some reason that upset Kennedy's friend, David Collins. So Collins confronted Hankins, but ended up getting the worst of it with an eye swollen shut.
Two days later, he charged into Thy Kingdom Come Church with a baseball bat. Hankins grabbed a chair in defense. But Collins had been drinking and
swung wildly, connecting with the head of Hankins' daughter Aundrea. She would die from the blow a few hours later...
| Rev. Jason Smoker's Jesus is armed and pissed |
This seems to be the lesson taken from our friends at Red Rocks Baptist Church in Morrison, Colorado. Police say that in August of last year, an unnamed mentally handicapped juvenile was volunteering at the church. He was supposed to clean a church van. But assistant pastor Jason Smoker thought the kid sucked in the art of van cleaning.
So Smoker, apparently a huge fan of Punitive Jesus, forced the kid to lie down in the parking lot blindfolded, while Smoker poured trash on him as punishment. Because that's exactly what Punitive Jesus would have done.
The incident was reported to chief pastor Les Heinze, who seems to be a follower of Don't Rat Out Your Guys Jesus. It wasn't till police received a tip in June that they began investigating. The Good Pastor Smoker has now been charged with neglect of an at-risk person. He will also someday face trial before St. Peter, where he'll be forced to spend eternity with Gilbert Gottfried as a roommate.

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