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By Chris Parker in Lists, bad clergy
Tuesday, Aug. 31 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​We're used to seeing hardened criminals -- just not wearing the Lord's collar. The star of this week's What Wouldn't Jesus Do? is Johnny Cabe, a three-time loser previously convicted of assault, investment fraud, and now charged with fondling a 10-year old boy at his church. Hopefully this moves him toward the top of God's "To Smite List"...

By Chris Parker in Lists, bad clergy
Tuesday, Aug. 24 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​What's the best way to deal with a troublesome employee? Dump him on someone else. That's what the Archbishop of Dublin did, asking one of his Bishops to take child-molesting Irish priest Patrick Joseph McCabe off their hands. They sent him to Eureka, California, where he offered a repeat performance to earn his stripes in this week's What Wouldn't Jesus Do?...

By Pete Kotz in Douchebags, bad clergy
Tuesday, Aug. 17 2010 @ 7:24PM
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​Bedtime Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Apparently those Papists just aren't Christian enough for the evangelical megachurch that holds the one true religion. Because excluding others is exactly what Jesus would do. LA Weekly has the story.

By Chris Parker in Lists, bad clergy
Tuesday, Aug. 17 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​Like squirrels, men can be pretty creative about trying to crack a nut. Assembly of God Pastor Randy Scott is this week's primary example of What Wouldn't Jesus Do? after blackmailing potential pedophiles into letting him handle their pork n'beans...

By Chris Parker in Lists, bad clergy
Tuesday, Aug. 10 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​You would typically trust your older brother to watch out for you, particularly while you struggle with mental illness. But you don't know Bob. Former Empowering Life Church pastor Bob Silverman tops this week's What Wouldn't Jesus Do?, accused of stealing $222,000 from his sister...

By Chris Parker in Lists, bad clergy
Tuesday, Aug. 3 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​This week's What Wouldn't Jesus Do? stars Valentin Mejillones, who took on a second job to make a little extra cash. Or maybe a lot of cash. The Aymara priest and three others were busted last week with 530 lbs. of liquid cocaine at Mejillones' Bolivian home...

By Pete Kotz in Sex crimes, bad clergy
Thursday, Jul. 29 2010 @ 12:16PM
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​The 16-year-old girl went to her Phoenix neighbors with a sad story. She told them that her father had been molesting her for five years. So the neighbor confronted the dad, who admitted to molesting her and agreed that it was wrong...

By Pete Kotz in Sex crimes, bad clergy
Wednesday, Jul. 28 2010 @ 11:06AM
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​A judge has overturned the rape conviction of fundamentalist Mormon leader Warren Jeffs on a technicality. But the polygamist practice of arranging to marry off young girls to much older men remains alive in Utah and elsewhere. TruTV has the story.

Tags: Religion, TruTV, Utah
By Denise Grollmus in Lists, bad clergy
Tuesday, Jul. 27 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​The star of today's What Wouldn't Jesus Do? is not a priest or preacher, but rather a teacher at Wayland Baptist University. Still, Richard Wilson's crimes are no less sinister than the others who've graced our top spot. He was recently arrested for offering a 12-year-old girl a "large sum of money" in exchange for nude photos...

By Pete Kotz in bad clergy, unsolved
Thursday, Jul. 22 2010 @ 1:48PM
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​Here's an interesting moral question for you, dear reader: Edward Graning is an ordained minister. But he apparently doesn't have much of a following, which is why he was working as a bus driver for the Capital Area Rural Transportation System in Austin, Texas...

Tags: Religion, Texas