Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Missouri cops were called to a home after a 23-year-old woman reportedly punched, kicked and bit her brother during a fight over a car. When they arrived, the siblings' mother was not pleased -- and allegedly threw shoes at the officer. Riverfront Times has the story.
Kathryn Wright apparently couldn't face the idea chaperoning her grandchild's elementary school field trip sober, so police say she decided to down two water bottles full of vodka. Predictably, it didn't end well. Miami New Times has the story.