Man kills serial pedophile 1
2-year-old killed over spilled milk 2
Teacher stabs student 7 times for farting 3
By Pete Kotz in Sex crimes, Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Thursday, Mar. 18 2010 @ 8:00AM
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​Reader BaconBully responds to Donna Sue Harber, Moron of the Day: Showed Her Womanly Fruits to Boyfriend During Jail Visit. He believes that if we allow inmates to have sex, it may cut down on prison violence and keep perverts away from the kids...

By Pete Kotz in Sex crimes, bizarre
Thursday, Mar. 18 2010 @ 7:05AM
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​Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: California has ruled that Nicholas Chaykovsky has failed to properly register as a sex offender. But it might have a hard time punishing him. He died of a heart attack last month at the age of 61.
By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Wednesday, Mar. 17 2010 @ 10:05AM
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​There are morons. And then there are blistering hot morons, the kind who can burn down as basketball arena just by breathing within a 100-miles radius. Jason Batos is second variety. He was to appear in a Papillion, Nebraska court on DUI charges...

Wednesday, Mar. 17 2010 @ 6:08AM
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​Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Sixth grade teacher Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu was a little hammered in the wee hours of the morning at a Minneapolis diner. When someone commented on her less than teacherly behavior, she bit off his ear. City Pages has the story.

By Pete Kotz in Video archives, bizarre
Wednesday, Mar. 17 2010 @ 5:38AM

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​At a San Antonio Jail, the relatives of inmates can order cheeseburgers and pizzas for their loved ones behind bars. But the prisoners aren't being coddled. The jail takes a cut from exorbitant prices and also slashes its own expenditures on food...

By Pete Kotz in assault, bizarre
Tuesday, Mar. 16 2010 @ 5:03PM
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​83-year-old Gersh Gofman was parked in a Brooklyn driveway in January, waiting for his wife to finish a doctor's appointment across the street. So 99-year-old Steve Pulwers went out to let him know that the doctor who usually parked there would be arriving soon...

Tags: New York
By Pete Kotz in bizarre, drugs
Tuesday, Mar. 16 2010 @ 2:53PM

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​Thomas Althoff, 33, was arrested for merely driving with a suspended license. It's one of those minor pinches where you simply pay a fine, lose a few more driving privileges, and walk away. But he decided to compound his troubles...

Tags: Florida
By Pete Kotz in bizarre, fraud
Tuesday, Mar. 16 2010 @ 5:58AM
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​Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: When police busted the portly Lukeisha Harris for using a fake credit card at a Seattle bank, they found 26 grand in her bra, which was large enough to house a Cambodian family of seven. Seattle Weekly has the story.

Monday, Mar. 15 2010 @ 3:11PM

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​It seems someone neglected to inform us that it was Shitty Excuse Day here at True Crime. Or maybe our nation's underworld is just getting dumber by the moment. Introducing 50-year-old John Brandon, who apparently forgot that lies are intended to diminish one's actions...

Tags: New York
By Pete Kotz in assault, bizarre
Monday, Mar. 15 2010 @ 2:06PM

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​Think of Walmart as a giant magnet that summons sociopaths to its occasionally polished floors like sex offenders to Catholic school girls. That brand of creep would include 68-year-old grandpa Ralph Conone of Columbus, Ohio, who appears to have a fetish for hitting children...