Hits and Runs Over His Own Uncle 1
Crack Argument Leads to Murder 2
Tried to Dismember Burning Corpse 3
Tuesday, April 22, 2014 at 6:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: After Ernst hurled a shoe at Clinton, the press discovered that she'd interrupted a hearing after the Aurora theater shooting. But another link widely reported by the press is dead wrong and really weird. Westword has the story.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 at 6:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Nguyen allegedly fooled everyone into believing her six-year-old son was terminally ill, including him, and profited from it mightily -- just like the others in our cancer-fakers roundup. Westword has the story.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Alleged theater shooter Holmes's legal team has filed objections over weird items before, but this is the capper: The spokesman is faulted for, among other things, his "jovial" tone. What did the judge say? Westword has the story.

Friday, March 14, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The iPad was among items stolen from a gymnastics business. Then, a hilarious selfie popped up on the gym's iCloud stream. Did the thief give himself away? Or is this guy innocent? Westword has the story.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Nuanez sometimes accepts meth in lieu of rent. Now, a DA wants to seize the home because the way meth addicts drawn to it are terrorizing the neighborhood, including the church across the street. Westword has the story.

Friday, February 21, 2014 at 4:59 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Lawton would stand on his toilet when female prison staffers walked by his cell window. He was briefly released from prison last summer, but the way he returned didn't offer any self-gratification. Westword has the story.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014 at 4:42 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The cops were called because Cline was standing in the street shouting about attacking demons and robots. They later requested that their supervisor stop by, and what happened next definitely didn't make him happy. Westword has the story.

Friday, February 7, 2014 at 5:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The woman allegedly overdid her celebrating, and when she went looking for a bathroom, she wound up in the pachyderm pit. What's the charge against her? And what's the zoo doing as a result of her visit? Westword has the story.

Friday, January 31, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Paulin-Ramirez became friendly with a woman known as Jihad Jane. Soon, she was flying overseas with her son to marry an Algerian killer with lethal plans for her and the boy. Westword has the story.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014 at 6:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The story about the Congresswoman being arrested for driving under the influence of pot in Colorado was too stupid to be believed, but plenty of folks believed it anyhow. How did town officials react? Westword has the story.