Sadness Before Grandpa Killed Him 1
Fed Daughters Rat Poison Smoothies 2
Strong Enough for Hammer Murder? 3
Friday, May 9, 2014 at 4:49 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: An artist created tributes to three of the Full House characters and displayed them at a restaurant. After Joey was stolen, the whole town mobilized and with the heat on, the thief caved in -- sort of. Westword has the story.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014 at 5:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: You'll remember that Meints, a former hockey coach busted for salacious texts to teens, said he'd been attacked. Not long thereafter, he swore it happened again and offered a wound to prove it. Do the cops believe him? Westword has the story.

Friday, May 2, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Justice shouted at a trooper as he rode past on his bike, and the law enforcer definitely wasn't amused and raced to confront the wise-ass cyclist. What did he do to cost the state patrol 25 large? Westword has the story.

Thursday, April 24, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Glinton is accused of getting into a dust-up with the cabbie over the fare, then taking control of the taxi and running over a bystander. And that's not all the charges he's facing. Westword has the story.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014 at 6:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: After Ernst hurled a shoe at Clinton, the press discovered that she'd interrupted a hearing after the Aurora theater shooting. But another link widely reported by the press is dead wrong and really weird. Westword has the story.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 at 6:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Nguyen allegedly fooled everyone into believing her six-year-old son was terminally ill, including him, and profited from it mightily -- just like the others in our cancer-fakers roundup. Westword has the story.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Alleged theater shooter Holmes's legal team has filed objections over weird items before, but this is the capper: The spokesman is faulted for, among other things, his "jovial" tone. What did the judge say? Westword has the story.

Friday, March 14, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The iPad was among items stolen from a gymnastics business. Then, a hilarious selfie popped up on the gym's iCloud stream. Did the thief give himself away? Or is this guy innocent? Westword has the story.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Nuanez sometimes accepts meth in lieu of rent. Now, a DA wants to seize the home because the way meth addicts drawn to it are terrorizing the neighborhood, including the church across the street. Westword has the story.

Friday, February 21, 2014 at 4:59 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Lawton would stand on his toilet when female prison staffers walked by his cell window. He was briefly released from prison last summer, but the way he returned didn't offer any self-gratification. Westword has the story.