Dies While Parents Getting High? 1
Joins Cancer Faker's Hall of Fame 2
Third Bust in Socialite's Slaying 3
Friday, March 7, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Smith allegedly swiped the four day old from her half-sister. When the cops moved in, they found a fake pregnancy belly but no baby. What was Smith's excuse? And what happened to the child? Westword has the story.

Thursday, November 28, 2013 at 5:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Husman and an unidentified juvenile liked to target big rigs, because they took so long to stop. But when the cops nabbed the juvie for another crime, he started to sing -- and the lyrics were bizarre. Westword has the story.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013 at 9:10 am
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Michael Gavin, 25, and Mijajean Jourdain, 22, have at least one common interest: They apparently like to get totally wastoid, break into St. Paul homes, and chow down. City Pages has the full story.
Monday, October 28, 2013 at 9:38 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: In addition to the abilities to surf the Internet, take pictures, and play music, Apple's iPad can also be used to assault police officers. Police allege a 21-year-old woman used the police-assaulting feature of her iPad, and was booked into jail on a felony charge because of it. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Wednesday, October 16, 2013 at 9:55 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: A trio of top-tier scam artists from Mesa who preyed on wealthy Mormons will spend a large part of their lives in prison. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Friday, September 27, 2013 at 9:38 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: If a valid excuse exists for biting a 9-month-old kid, "he bit me first" certainly isn't it. However, police say that's the excuse Justin Hornketh gave his girlfriend after his girlfriend's son was hospitalized with bruising, swelling to his face, and several adult bite marks on his body, police say. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Thursday, September 26, 2013 at 8:33 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: A Phoenix meth addict locked himself inside a bathroom in the lobby of a Tempe hotel for nearly an hour in his quest to chase down two imaginary people, police say. Jason Meyers, 33, managed to crawl into the ceiling at one point, although it's unclear whether that was before or after he broke a toilet and smeared his own blood all over the walls of the bathroom. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013 at 8:30 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Roy Wayne Roby, a retired lieutenant-colonel in the Venezuelan Air Force linked to an Arizona plot to violate an arms embargo, was arrested last week in Florida. Two weeks ago, an Arizona federal judge sentenced a Venezuelan Air Force colonel to 19 months in prison in the same case, which involved a 2007 shipment to the South American country of four military-grade airplane engines. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Monday, September 2, 2013 at 6:47 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The manager of a Fry's grocery store in Phoenix took a rotisserie chicken to the face while chasing a theft suspect, police say. Guzman tried to bail out of the store after grabbing the chicken and a four-pack of booze, but the manager followed Guzman out of the store. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Monday, August 19, 2013 at 8:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Martin Manley, a former Kansas City Star reporter, fatally shot himself -- but not before publishing an entire website explaining his suicide and why he decided to end his life on his 60th birthday. The website's been taken down, but we've got relevant excerpts. Riverfront Times has the story.