Dearest reader, we have a minor request to make of America: Will everyone who suddenly thinks they’re a vampire please shut the fuck up? We offer this plea following the arrest Wednesday of 22-year-old Josephine Smith at a Hooters in St. Petersburg, Florida…
The TV weatherman’s job is one of synthetic cheeriness, playing the friendly neighbor who makes half-baked predictions on rain and snow under the thin guise of science. But when he wasn’t being plastic, meteorologist Brett Cummins liked to party…
“Woman is shot in face in Old Metairie parking lot,” read the headline,
while the subhead read, “Police seek man seen leaving on bicycle.” Crime Library has the story.
It was an innocuous little story buried on the bottom of the first page of the “Metro” section of the Times-Picayune.
She became rich and famous after breeding like a rabbit, having sextuplets with her husband — until he went Hollywood and bolted on her. But now the TLC channel is canceling Kate Plus 8, which means we’ll get no more insight into the human-rabbit connection. Discuss.
But the famed Barefoot Bandit won’t be able to keep the money for himself, since he’s barred under the law. It’ll go to pay restitution to his victims. Now you can watch the movie without the guilt of knowing your ticket was helping to fund his new condo when he gets out of prison.