Browsing: Douchebags

antron.fogler.facebookBreakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Antron Fogler, 51, has a long, long, long criminal history filled with plenty of unpleasantness. And if the accusations pressed against him are accurate, he’s added a repulsive new act. He’s been arrested on allegations that he pawed at least two women, and masturbated in front of one, while posing as a door-to-door salesman. Westword has the story.

jacob.mcgee.mug.shot.croppedBreakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Jacob Magee has pleaded guilty to invasion of privacy for sexual gratification in connection with being the biggest douchebag at an NFL last year and taking an upskirt photo of an unsuspecting woman. But the amount of punishment he’s expected to receive is far less than the maximum for the kind of crime he’s admitted to committing. Westword has the story.

grayeson.hawkins.fishman.three.facebookBreakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Grayeson Hawkins-Fishman has been arrested twice during the last year or so, and on neither occasion did he appear to believe it was his fault. After a bust for smashing his ex-girlfriend’s laptop, he portrayed the incident as a simple oops, and he blamed “stupid” pals for his recent cuffing over a fight and his subsequent acknowledgment that he was in possession of cocaine. Westword has the story.

rachel.einspahr.mug.shot.800.croppedBreakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Einspahr said that she owed $15,000 as part of a restitution/plea deal in a theft case — and she figured that the quickest way to come up with the dough would be to steal it from a bank. So she grabbed the kids she was babysitting, bought them some suckers at a gas station to occupy them, then took off her car’s license plates and headed to the bank. Westword has the story.

nicho.garcia.tweetBreakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: An unidentified twenty-year-old man was smoking a cigarette while sitting on a stoop outside his apartment complex on West Plum Street when Garcia, also twenty, appeared and began draining his lizard. When the man asked him to stop, Garcia allegedly paid him back for his temerity by slugging him repeatedly. Westword has the story.

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