Browsing: Douchebags


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Seattle girl was trying to kill Snaps, her pit bull

​A 63-year-old woman was driving in Seattle when she came across four kids kicking a pit bull. She stopped to see if they needed help. The oldest, and unnamed 15-year-old girl, told her to “Get out of here, (expletive), this is
none of your business,” say prosecutors. So the driver called 911.

But this was no ordinary little girl. It could be said she’s a vicious little bastard soon to be appearing at a penitentiary near you. She yanked the driver’s hair, then grabbed her cell phone and began beating her on the head with it.

The driver escaped through the passenger side door, but the girl followed and continued the beating in the middle of the road. Another witness ran up and said he’d called 911. But the ruthless little girl didn’t seem scared of the cops. “(Expletive) it’s my dog and I can kill it if I want, I can do what I
want,” she kept saying…


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The police sketch Houston had used to find its serial killer

​After four years of searching, Houston police believe they finally have the man who’s been killing prostitutes in the Acres Homes area of the city. Since 2005, they’ve been looking for the man who killed six women, leaving their nude or semi-clothed bodies in the woods. All had been stabbed or beaten to death.

Though police originally pegged another rapist for the crime, they got a break on the serial killer three weeks ago. They say a woman had been kidnapped by Lamarques Devon McWilliams and thrown into the trunk of his car. But the vehicle got stuck in mud. McWilliams, never accused of being a rocket scientist, let the woman out to drive while he pushed from behind. When the car was freed from the mud, she kept driving and called police.

McWilliams was arrested. And his DNA matched that of the serial killer’s…


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Pouillon, left, even protested outside church daycare centers

​After anti-abortion protestor James Pouillon was murdered in Owosso, Michigan Friday, pro-life activists and conservative Christians began calling him a martyr, comparing him to slain Dr. George Tiller, and demanding condolences from President Obama.

They wondered how Tiller, an abortion doctor, could create so much outrage — even from pro-life camps — after being murdered in a Wichita church, while Pouillon could be gunned down and not get a peep from Obama or groups like Planned Parenthood. But the answer’s pretty simple. He’s just not a sympathetic character.

You may have not liked what Tiller did for a living, but he did it in private with those who willingly sought his services. Pouillon, by contrast, protested outside churches, high schools, even car dealerships, with signs depicting aborted fetuses. We still don’t know if his killer was rabidly pro-choice, or just didn’t like the way Pouillon shoved his beliefs so graphically in front of kids. And therein lies the rub…


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Her stalker isn’t exactly winning his way into her heart

​A Los Angeles court has ordered 24-year-old Zachory Loring to steer at least 100 yards from The Hills star Audrina Patridge and her brother Mark. It’s hard to believe, but Patridge is unimpressed by his attempts to woo her.

When Loring first showed up at her home in August, he presented her with poems and, for reasons unknown, a picture of a woman being strangled, which doesn’t generally have the same pull as a dozen roses. The next time he showed up he sat on her porch for seven hours. And the next time he hung out near some trash cans.

As experts on the amorous arts will tell you, this kind of behavior rarely takes the A train to a woman’s heart. “Ms. Patridge is in great fear of returning to her home and is
currently staying outside of Los Angeles County due to her fear for her
personal and physical safety,” Patridge’s lawyer wrote in her request for a restraining order.


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The smart money says this guy won’t make a very good husband

​Any dog owner might expect a four-month-old puppy to occasionally pee on the floor. Since they don’t speak our language, they tend to be a little slow with the potty training. But when Steven Lawrence Maldonado’s new German shepherd peed on the floor, he took it as an act of aggression.

Police were called to his Las Cruces, New Mexico apartment after residents said a woman was screaming. They say Maldonado had been hit and dragged his fiance across the floor. After beating on his wife-to-be, he hit and kicked the dog, then threw it against a wall.

The dog’s injuries were too severe to save it, and Maldonado has been charged with battery and animal cruelty.

Little tip for the bride-to-be: This is probably not the man you want to spend the rest of your life with.



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Vadim Ignatov: Muslim hater may also be welfare cheat and religious psycho

​It’s safe to say Vadim Ignatov doesn’t like Muslims. On more than one occasion he went to neighbors Suzanne and Fadi Hachem to curse them and tell them to “go home,” according to Portland, Oregon police reports. “He said, ‘Oh, they’re praying loud,'” Suzanne told KATU-TV. “And he started saying f-words.”
But Ignatov wasn’t content to be an abusive yet harmless neighbor. The Hachems’, who have three children, say he also fired shots into their in upscale Portland home on three occasions. The first came June 19, then again on August 29. Two days later, he was shooting at the house again. No one was hurt, but it’s left the Lebanese family frightened for their lives.

Yet for a man seemingly intent on keeping the Muslim hordes from America, Ignatov isn’t exactly a model of patriotism. After he was arrested, police launched a separate investigation into welfare fraud …

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s once again time for another episode of True Crime’s Top 5 Creeps of the Week, featuring the most depraved people found in these here United States. We begin this week’s countdown with that creepiest brand of creep, the guy who videotapes friends in his own bathroom…


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No. 5 James Reed: This Laurelville, Ohio man was a generous host. Whenever guests came to his house, he’d secretly videotape them when they went to the bathroom, just so he could savor the visit later. Police discovered cameras rigged to a vent that produced more than 200 DVDs and videotapes over a decade. One scene showed a 7-year-old girl, and police also found child porn downloaded in his computer. James Reed, say hello to your new cellmate, Big Corky from the Aryan Nation. He’ll love to hear how you went perv on all those white women


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Michael King raped and murdered a police detective’s daughter

​In last week’s episode of This Guy’s Gotta Die, we introduced you to uber-creep Michael Jacques, convicted of raping a 9-year-old, then raping and killing his own niece. We turn today to an equally large piece of shit by the name of Michael King.

He’s been convicted of the 2008 Florida case of Denise Amber Lee, a wife, mother of two young boys, and the daughter of a police detective. A jury convicted King of abducting Denise from her home, then taking her to his house, where he raped her and shot her in the head. She was buried in a ditch.

During the trial, jurors heard recordings of Denise’s 911 calls made in the midst of the abduction. She was heard pleading with King: “I’m sorry. I just want to see my family. … I just want
to see my family again. Please. … Oh, please, I just want to see my
family again. Let me go…”


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Thomas West, baby puncher

​When police arrived at the Swanton, Vermont home of Thomas J. West, they found a badly injured two-month old. West, who was babysitting the girl, claimed he didn’t know how the infant got hurt.

But on further questioning, West confessed that he became frustrated when he couldn’t get the girl to stop crying. So he dropped her on the floor and then punched her in the head. Yes, he punched a two-month-old baby in the head.

The girl is now in the hospital with skull fractures, and West has been charged with first-degree domestic assault. He might just decide it’s wiser to stay in jail. As we learned earlier today, the slam can be a lot safer for creeps like him. He’s likely not looking forward to facing the girl’s father once he’s released.