Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Michael Quin Webber was recently busted on suspicion of indecent exposure after being found walking the streets of posh resort completely naked. He allegedly had white powder caked under his nose at the time of his arrest, and he told the officer who fitted him for cuffs that he’d been seeing snakes. The cop soon discovered that he’s a registered sex offender. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Hunter Donnelly, a now former member of a major college football team, has been both an accused perpetrator of crime and a victim of one in recent weeks. He was dismissed from the squad after an arrest for allegedly violating a protection order involving a former girlfriend. But he also had thousands in bling stolen from him, reportedly by a teammate, Braylin Scott, who, according to law enforcers, tried to sell the stuff on Craigslist. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: After some but not all of Eric Jarrin’s marijuana was stolen, the Colorado resident reported what had happened. But because the crime took place in Wyoming, which has some of the strongest anti-cannabis laws in the country, the police officers who responded didn’t bother going after the thief. Instead, they promptly arrested Jarrin and fellow Colorado pal Christopher Rathe, whose actions raise an important question: Were the pair too stoned to remember they were in a state where pot is illegal? Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Antron Fogler, 51, has a long, long, long criminal history filled with plenty of unpleasantness. And if the accusations pressed against him are accurate, he’s added a repulsive new act. He’s been arrested on allegations that he pawed at least two women, and masturbated in front of one, while posing as a door-to-door salesman. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Jacob Magee has pleaded guilty to invasion of privacy for sexual gratification in connection with being the biggest douchebag at an NFL last year and taking an upskirt photo of an unsuspecting woman. But the amount of punishment he’s expected to receive is far less than the maximum for the kind of crime he’s admitted to committing. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Grayeson Hawkins-Fishman has been arrested twice during the last year or so, and on neither occasion did he appear to believe it was his fault. After a bust for smashing his ex-girlfriend’s laptop, he portrayed the incident as a simple oops, and he blamed “stupid” pals for his recent cuffing over a fight and his subsequent acknowledgment that he was in possession of cocaine. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Former mail carrier Tayson Hidalgo, 23, has been sentenced for going postal in his own special way. The only violence he did was to a few of the approximately 26,000 items he didn’t take to people to whom they were addressed. But as a douchebag, he really delivers. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Caroline Zarate Boyle has been indicted on allegations that she pretended to have cancer, and she’s not alone. Indeed, she’s the seventh woman from her state in recent years to have been publicly accused of faking cancer. Meet them here. Westword has the story.