Police believe the accused marijuana swindler looked nothing like this
Police aren’t providing his name, apparently to save his relatives, his entire line of ancestors, and everyone who smokes pot from embarrassment. But according to Chris Aston, police chief of Johnston, South Carolina, a man called the other day to complain he got ripped off in a drug deal.
The man said he paid for an unspecified amount of weed. But the dealer never delivered, nor would he refund the price of purchase. Apparently believing that the Better Business Bureau lacked the clout to deal with this kind of situation, the man called the cops instead.
We’re not sure if police decided to bust him, or invoked the mercy statute for the helplessly pathetic. Details are sketchy. But we are sure the man has a bright future ahead — perhaps in the lucrative swampland real estate field, or more likely in Congress.