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Reader has seen “more thoughtful looks pass across a dog’s face”

Reader “That Baby From YouTube” responds to “Haleigh Cummings Case: More Nasty News on Stepmom Misty Croslin.” She argues that Misty simply isn’t smart enough to elude police for all this time:

“So, you guys buy into the “Misty Croslin: Evil Criminal Mastermind”
scenario? Personally, I think she can barely manage to rub two thoughts
together. I have seen more thoughtful looks pass across a dog’s face.

“People like her “fall into” tragic circumstances; they aren’t usually
the ones who initiate it. Misty seems like more of a follower than a
leader. I don’t think she is conniving enough to orchestrate an
innocent child’s death, but I’ll buy into the idea that she is capable
of trying to cover up an accidental death by overdose. No doubt there
are others involved and that’s why she has had the, um, fortitude to
avoid cracking under police pressure thus far. If she were solely
responsible, I think she would have confessed by now.”

The latest in cat lodging for the devoted pothead

21-year-old Acea Schomaker of Lincoln, Nebraska noticed that his fiance’s six-month-old cat, Shadow, was acting hyper. So like any good pothead, he decided that a little herb was just the ticket.

Unfortunately, it’s pretty hard to convince cats to hit a bong. Maybe they’re just prude. Or maybe they struggle with the English language, creating an insurmountable language barrier. So Schomaker decided to stuff Shadow into his homemade bong, an inventive little box built from duct tape and tubing. Shadow, we must presume, was very appreciative, though she immediately expressed a hankering for off-brand potato chips.

Deputies discovered the cat in her new home after responding to a domestic call. Now Schomaker will have to do 90 days in the slam and pay $1,100 in restitution to the Humane Society.

Bill Sparkman was a Boy Scount director and substitute teacher

UPDATE: See Bill Sparkman’s Death Ruled a Suicide

Though police are releasing few details on the case of a Census worker found hanged in the Daniel Boone National Forest, the man who found him had plenty to say today. Jerry Weaver of Fairfield, Ohio was in Big Creek, Kentucky for a family reunion when he went to a cemetery to visit the graves of relatives. That’s when he discovered Bill Sparkman’s body.

Weaver says the 51-year-old substitute teacher and Boy Scouts director — who worked part-time for the Census — was hanged naked, gagged, with his feet bound by duct tape. “The only thing he had on was a
pair of socks,” Weaver told the AP. “And they had duct-taped his hands, his
wrists. He had duct tape over his eyes, and they gagged him with a red
rag or something.

“And they even had duct tape around his
neck. And they had like his identification tag on his neck. They had it
duct-taped to the side of his neck, on the right side, almost on his
right shoulder…”

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When deputies in Polk County, Florida raided a drug suspect’s house, they scoured the joint looking for evidence. What they missed was a video camera trained on the living room. And over the next nine hours, that camera captured 16 detectives playing Wii bowling when they were supposed to be searching the house. Check out the hilarious video above to see your tax dollars at work.

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The deputy and father of three was shot multiple times outside his house as he left for work.

The numbers alone are impressive: 1,200 cops from the LA Police to the DEA. 88 suspects. 44 arrests. All before you had your morning coffee.

Those are the numbers being reported by police in the massive 4 a.m. raid against the Avenues street gang, which has preyed on northwest Los Angeles dating back to the 1950s. The arrested face a buffet of racketeering charges, ranging from murder to extortion to drug dealing. 

But their most alarming crime came in August of 2008. The gang is accused of orchestrating the drive-by assassination of LA County Deputy Juan Abel Escalante. The father of three was shot multiple times outside his house as he left for work at the county jail.

The Avenues have faced raids before for drug dealing, their links to the Mexican Mafia prison gang, and even a series of hate crimes. But none of those were of the magnitude of today’s massive sweep…

Vincent Palermo has found new troubles in Houston

​In 1999 Vincent Palermo, acting boss of New Jersey’s DeCavalcante family, was looking at a slew of charges including the murder of an informant. So instead of spending his golden years in prison, he decided to rat.

Palermo’s testimony would wipe out the leadership of the family, which was the basis of The Sopranos. He served two years and disappeared into the witness protection program, never top be heard from again. But you apparently can’t teach an old mafioso new tricks.

Prior to his arrest, the admitted murderer and extortionist owned the Queens strip joint Wiggles, home to prostitution and drug dealing. Then-New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani made it a focal point of his crackdown on New York strip joints. Now he’s reappeared in Houston as Vincent Cabella, and he’s exported his illicit expertise to Texas…

The Mardela Three get dangerous when they’re bored

What’s good for the safety and security of the country is not always good for Police Blunders of the Week. Last week, we told you about doped-up cops driving their SUVs into Starbucks, hiring inept hitmen to kill ex-wives, and moonlighting as bank robbers to earn a little walk around money.

Sadly, our boys in blue were little more restrained this week. So we had to cheat and add some firemen and a fake cop…

No. 5 Mardela Springs Firemen: Three Maryland volunteer firemen seem to really like watching stuff burn. So Kyle James Bradley, Joshua Bryant
Maddox, and Marcus Edward Whitelock decided to use road flares to set fire to a vacant home. Maddox was also charged with arson for burning another vacant home. The reason? “They admitted to … setting the fires because they were bored,” said a fire marshal.

James Hart discovers the weed bartering system is not operative in Maryland

This week’s countdown of five very stupid people who won’t be nominated to the Criminal Hall of Fame anytime soon…

No. 5 Stanley Williams:
The 57-year-old Newark teacher spent 20 years in schools, devoting his life to special ed students. But he seemed to have problems with attendance. In fact, he missed 33 days in one year. So he was summoned to the superintendent’s office to defend his absences. That’s when Williams got the bright idea get a stolen doctor’s prescription pad and forge an all-encompassing excuse. His lawyer would later ask for leniency at Williams’ sentencing for forgery. His excuse? The special ed teacher missed all those days because he’s a coke addict. Needless to say, this excuse last proved successful in 1972. Williams got a year in the slam.

No. 4 James T. Hart: After fueling up his motorbike in New Market, Maryland, Hart decided to see if he could pay for the gas in marijuana. If he entered Classic Fuel and found the clerks rocking some Phish, this might have been a good idea. But since they called the cops, we’re guessing they’re Kelly Clarkson fans. Which leads us to today teachable moment: Never Act Conspicuous While Holding an Impressive Selection of Drugs. Hart was hit with possessing pot, coke, and oxycodon.

Black Dom could use a stint in prison to brush up on his criminal skills. Think of it as time at finishing school.

​It’s been said the Mafia’s in swift decline due to increased police scrutiny and a rash of turncoats. Then again, maybe they just suck at being criminals.

In today’s edition of Mob Watch, we turn now to Dominick (Black Dom) Dionisio, reputed associate of the Colombo Family. He’s currently awaiting trial for shooting a guy in the family’s 1991 civil war, sticking up pot dealers, and robbing a yeshiva worker. But he recently petitioned a judge to have his electronic ankle bracelet removed, contending he’s now legit and gainfully employed at the famed New York pizzeria Lucali’s.

The feds, however, think Black Dom’s full of shit, because he hadn’t been providing any pay stubs since he supposedly started working almost a year ago. They say he’s simply using Lucali’s as a front, perhaps for sinister purposes. So Dionisio countered by producing said stubs — 10 in all. Problem is, they came from the personal account of Lucali’s owner Mark Iacono, not the restaurant. And they were written on sequentially numbered checks, implying that Dom was hastily paid for an entire year all at once.

Unless the judge has an IQ under 40, Black Dom likely won’t be seeing loosened bail conditions.

Ayers was shot by undercover police in Georgia

Reader “Rukiddnme” responds to “Why Can’t Police Get Their Stories Straight in Rev. Jonathan Ayers Shooting?”

“Do you people honestly believe the Agents involved do not feel remorse
for this incident? I am sure they are loved by their families,
brothers, sisters,and their own Church also. There are eyewitness
accounts of the Agents identifying themselves to Ayer’s, and also they
had neck badges.

“You people need to realize that when Ayer’s hit the
one agent with his car, that was assault with a deadly weapon upon an
Officer of the Law, they were well within their rights to take whatever
precautions necessary. For those making excuses for Ayer’s being
“scared”, well do you not think the Agents were not scared also??? He
did throw his car in reverse and run one down,has it ever crossed any
of your minds that when he did so the Agents were scared for their
lives? And by Ayer’s acting in such a way he appeared to be running
from them? and guilty of something!

“And all these redneck comments about “bling” mobiles and calling the
agents “thugs” is bullshit, Narcotics agents do not wear identifiable
“police” uniforms and more than likely will be driving their own
vehicles,thats why its called”undercover”!
And if we reversed the race of the agents and Ayer’s, say the two
Agents were white and Ayer’s was black, there would not be all this
crap going back and forth. And thats a fact, not to mention its in
Georgia, the South where racism and prejudice still runs rabid like a
Talk lawsuits and murder all you want to, these agents are guilty of
nothing, its just a tragedy for all parties involved, shit happens and
that is the case here.”

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