Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Federal prosecution of immigration crimes is down in Arizona — down enough to dethrone the state as the top spot for such prosecutions. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The partying only seems to be increasing as the fall semester at Arizona State University goes on. Over three weekends, coinciding with the start of the semester at ASU, an alcohol task-force made a grand total of 1,367 arrests. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: According to reports, William “Billy” Michael Martin: steals panties, masturbates in hospitals, dresses like a pregnant woman and has a thing for blond chicks. Houston Press has the story.

Corey Curtis, a 44-year-old resident of Racine, Wisconsin, has done enough procreating for a few lifetimes — he has nine kids by six different women. But while he’s great at knockin’ up, he’s terrible at payin’ up his child support, and as a result, a judge has sentenced him to breeding ban. City Pages has the full story.

Abdul Khalid Hakeem Malik-El was
pulled over for driving without a valid license for the 13th time on September 20 — as
he left a court hearing for driving without a valid
license. He told an officer that he views driving as “a matter of right, not privilege.” City Pages has the full story.