Cops' Favorite Stupid Criminal Stories 1
States Apt to Solve Your Murder 2
Drug Trafficker or Innocent Man? 3
Wednesday, October 6, 2010 at 8:09 am
A mom in Provo, Utah could hear his voice moaning through the floor. Her 13-year-old daughter was in a basement bedroom, and someone was with her. So she called the cops, and they arrived to find 29-year-old Caleb Steiner and the girl under the blankets in bed...

Tags: Utah
Monday, October 4, 2010 at 2:26 pm
The 10-year-old girl arrived at her San Antonio home with her math test. She scored a 78, which wasn't nearly good enough for her stepmother, Laura Cano. In fact, when you score a 78 in the Cano home, that's cause for a savage beatdown...

Tags: Texas
Monday, October 4, 2010 at 7:06 am
According to police in Nebraska, Jayla Hamm and Corde Honea were bored and high one day. So they decided to amuse themselves by torturing Jayla's 2-year-old son. They taped him to the wall in various awkward poses. They also taped his hands into fists...

Friday, October 1, 2010 at 10:39 am
Customs agents began investigating Irvin High School dance teacher Marco Alferez in August. But only after they searched his home did they discover the extent of the prolific pedophile's predation. They now believe he may have molested up to 70 kids...

Tags: Texas
Thursday, September 30, 2010 at 9:56 am
Reader Alexdarc responds to Wife of Sex Offender Shows What Life is Like Long After the Incident. She says that it's not hard for law-abiding people to avoid the sex offender registry, and when you marry one, you've brought those conditions on yourself...

Thursday, September 30, 2010 at 6:01 am
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: The Forest Service came across the truck with the keys in the ignition and the door open. It seems the World's Best Mom decided to drunkenly take her dog for a walk, leaving her daughter behind. Westword has the story.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Bedtime Reading from the Village Voice Empire: He was charged with raping an 11-year-old girl beginning in 2004 and continuing to 2007. He later confessed, but now says the confession came from his split personality, Marcus. The Pitch has the story.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010 at 11:00 am
It's a very safe bet that 18-year-old Gary Bryan and 21-year-old Derek Fullum are the biggest assholes in Georgia. Last May, a mother took her child to a playground at Lakebottom Park in Columbus, Georgia. Her kid was just about to go down the slide...

Tuesday, September 28, 2010 at 8:02 am
When it comes to class, you won't find finer people than Johnnie and Dorothy Hutchinson of Gainesville, Florida. They were arguing at their home at 1 a.m. Sunday morning. Dorothy told her 51-year-old husband to leave her alone. But he wasn't keen on that idea...

Friday, September 24, 2010 at 11:52 am
We don't know what the little girl did to piss him off. But seeing that her father, Donald Miller III, is a sadistic piece of shit, it could have been as little as failing to eat all of her carrots. Police in Holden, Louisiana say that starting in June, Miller handcuffed the girl to a desk...