99-year-old man beaten over parking spot 1
Inmates hides dope in his rolls of fat 2
Customer kills armed liquor store robber 3
Thursday, Mar. 11 2010 @ 11:58AM
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​There's apparently been some fighting going on at Torrington High School in Connecticut. So one faction decided to take revenge -- with mother Kerry Langdeau, 35, serving as the minivan wheelman in their retaliatory scheme...



Tags: Connecticut
Thursday, Mar. 11 2010 @ 9:00AM

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​Ranking today's Top 5 Police Blunders Of The Week was no easy task. Most Thursdays, we use a scale of perversion and heinousness to rank the unthinkable actions of policemen gone bad. However, today, we are using sheer stupidity as our meter of greatness. Enjoy...

Wednesday, Mar. 10 2010 @ 10:05AM

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​Today's edition of Moron of the Day makes us happy we went to city school where they didn't have frats. Meet Sigma Alpha Epsilon, a 110-year-old fraternity at the University of Kentucky that's making a name for itself with moronic hijinks...

Wednesday, Mar. 10 2010 @ 9:00AM

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​One scarred kid, one lonely teacher, and two months of serenaded sodomy can only mean one thing: It's time again for Weird Teacher Watch, our weekly reminder that your leering old algebra teacher wasn't so creepy after all.

Monday, Mar. 8 2010 @ 10:09AM
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​One of the fastest ways to get fired from a job teaching high school is to send naked pictures of yourself to a student. After all, 15-year-olds aren't very good at keeping secrets -- or keep naked photos of their English teacher all to themselves...

Monday, Mar. 8 2010 @ 7:05AM
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​Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Heath Miller was a popular band teacher turned hero when he shot an intruder. But according to cops, he was also the resident sexual predator at a Palm Beach middle school. New Times Broward/Palm Beach has the story.

By Erich Burnett in assault, classroom creepiness
Friday, Mar. 5 2010 @ 10:00AM

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​In this week's Campus Blotter we learn that administrators at Penn State University flunked their Reverse Psychology test while the campus erupted in a drunken melee.

Thursday, Mar. 4 2010 @ 12:36PM

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​17-year-old Shannon Marie Mitchell is a nasty little girl. It seems the senior at Vanguard High in Ocala, Florida was jealous of her boyfriend's former girlfriend. So she decided to do a little cyber-stalking of the 15-year-old ex...

Wednesday, Mar. 3 2010 @ 8:08PM
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​Bedtime Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Two University of Missouri students have been arrested for leaving cotton balls outside a black cultural center. But it's hard to tell if this is really a hate crime, or if it's PCism run amok. Riverfront Times has the story.

By Erich Burnett in Sex crimes, classroom creepiness
Wednesday, Mar. 3 2010 @ 9:00AM

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​Welcome back to Weird Teacher Watch -- where logic and sound judgment disappear together, then resurface drunk and knocked-up. This week we say hello to 26-year-old Emily Patterson, a criminal justice teacher and soccer coach who's accused of running drills after hours with a 16-year-old female student...