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Moron shoots up house trying to kill bat 3
Wednesday, Sep. 1 2010 @ 3:33PM
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​Either 18-year-old Joseph Hansen was the Walter Mitty of teen terrorists, or police just averted a mass murder. It's not like cops were unaware of the little psycho. Last year, a school cop reported that Hansen had looked up Columbine stories on the internet...

By Chris Parker in Stalking, classroom creepiness
Wednesday, Sep. 1 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​Prep school's rigorous curriculum is supposed to give its students a leg up, but Hill School tennis coach/teacher Carlos Ortega's lesson plan only highlighted how creepily persistent a horny guy's innuendo and unwanted advances can be. For coming onto a teenage student like the head-twitching stars of A Night at the Roxbury, Ortega aces this week's Weird Teacher Watch...

By Pete Kotz in assault, classroom creepiness
Tuesday, Aug. 31 2010 @ 10:43AM
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​UPDATE: Slashed cabbie Ahmed Sharif will be out of work for months, and now a union fundraising drive has brought in $30,000 to help his family get by. Meanwhile, the punk who slashed his throat, Michael Enright, has been transferred to a psychiatric ward to see if he's actually nuts, just a shitbag college boy, or both. See update after the jump...

By Pete Kotz in classroom creepiness, homicide
Friday, Aug. 27 2010 @ 12:16PM
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​UPDATE: According to police, Stephen Moore was beaten to death before being stuffed in the drunk of a car and set on fire. Now a third person has been arrested for burning the body in a case that seems prompted by an out-of-control custody battle. See update after the jump...

By Pete Kotz in classroom creepiness, homicide
Wednesday, Aug. 25 2010 @ 10:16AM
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​Football coach and town hero Ed Thomas was brutally killed by former player Mark Becker in front of 20 witnesses. The murder sent the people of Parkersburg, Iowa, reeling, but the motive would prove to be the most baffling aspect of the case. TruTV has the story.

Tags: Iowa, Sports, TruTV
By Chris Parker in classroom creepiness, fraud
Wednesday, Aug. 25 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​It's so hard to ensure kids learn from proper role models. So we're excited that someone with real world experience, like used car lot owner Daniel Jacobs, is still able to teach business to students at Johnson Middle School in Melbourne, Florida. Sure Jacobs has switched the odometers on some high mileage vehicles, but that's the kind of example kids need to one day conquer Wall Street, or at least end up on this week's Weird Teacher Watch...

By Pete Kotz in classroom creepiness, homicide
Monday, Aug. 23 2010 @ 1:13PM
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​Like so many children of the Eastern Bloc, Sladjana Vidovic arrived in Cleveland with her family in 2001 to escape the poverty and war brought on by the failure of communism. But her family would make the mistake of settling in the yuppified suburb of Mentor, Ohio...

Friday, Aug. 20 2010 @ 6:57AM
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​Police in Salt Lake City are reporting a brazen outbreak of gooberism. It began at Glendale Junior High in March, where two girls exchanged words. One girl called her mom, who showed up at the school with her grandparents and aunt...

By Pete Kotz in Douchebags, classroom creepiness
Friday, Aug. 20 2010 @ 6:04AM
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​Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: In text messages he bragged about the curve of his penis and his ability to send a woman into orgasmic ecstasy. He also asked about the color of her pubic hair and whined about his manly needs. Houston Press has the story.

By Pete Kotz in classroom creepiness, unsolved
Thursday, Aug. 19 2010 @ 2:42PM
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​Back in April, we brought you the tale of Cheyenne Williams, a lesbian student at Jackson County High School in Kentucky. She says that she drove with three classmates to Flat Lick Falls. That's where the girls turned on her, beating her and trying to push her off a 50-foot cliff...