Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Since Colorado passed a law legalizing adults to possess small amounts of weed, locals have whispered that cops in other states have started profiling cars from there. Enter Unbehaun, crossing the country with twelve pounds worth of the stuff.... Westword has the story.
Cops in Longwood, Florida, received a report this week that a young blond woman was sitting idly in a car parked outside of a Big Lots. The caller said she looked "stoned out of her face." When police arrived, they found her clutching a crack pipe and had a 2-week-old boy strapped in a car seat in the back. Miami New Times has the story.
A Charlotte County Sheriff's deputy pulled over a car full of 20-somethings because its brake lights were broken, but the deputies then ended up playing an odd game of drug hide-and-seek as various substances were found tucked inside the bras, backsides and, yes, even prosthetic legs of the passengers. Miami New Times has the story.