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Dies While Parents Getting High? 2
Joins Cancer Faker's Hall of Fame 3
Friday, April 4, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: There are plenty of marijuana warehouses in Colorado, which has legalized weed. So how did Krause get so lucky? He's linked to a conspiracy whose crew set out to prove there's a stoned sucker born every minute. Westword has the story.

Monday, March 31, 2014 at 5:53 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Tallman vanished, prompting a massive search that ended when his corpse was discovered one state away. Now there have been two busts, including one at the U.S.-Mexico border, and a weed-y theory about why. Westword has the story.

Monday, March 31, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The satirical report had been debunked months earlier. But when it came time for Pristoop to testify about why pot should remain illegal in his state, he cited the article, and then became a laughingstock. Westword has the story.

Friday, March 28, 2014 at 5:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Making hash oil with butane is dangerous; one spark can make a home go off like a bomb. But that didn't stop these five idiots from trying it anyhow, and finding out the hard way what can happen. Westword has the story.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014 at 6:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Cops found a young "friend" dead at her place and learned she lied about the circumstances. They, investigators found out about another fatal overdose tied to her. And another one. And another one. Westword has the story.

Thursday, March 6, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Onodera and his buddies used drugs to lure girls as young as thirteen, then forced them to have sex with ring members and outsiders. Now, after a year-plus investigation, the victims are free -- but not their oppressors. Westword has the story.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Nuanez sometimes accepts meth in lieu of rent. Now, a DA wants to seize the home because the way meth addicts drawn to it are terrorizing the neighborhood, including the church across the street. Westword has the story.

Thursday, February 27, 2014 at 4:54 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Johnston had been on the force for years. But apparently he decided he needed a little ecstasy in his life, and the code he used with an informant fooled no one. His punishment? Westword has the story.

Thursday, February 20, 2014 at 4:54 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Sandberg would take cash in exchange for explosives if there was no other alternative, but he preferred nose candy -- and practically dared the cops to bust him. They took him up on the offer. Westword has the story.

Thursday, February 13, 2014 at 4:55 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Some inmate lawsuits are bogus time-wasters, but not the one filed by Mapps after he was convicted of homicide. What did his attorney do to screw him into a conviction? Westword has the story.