She Wanted to Marry a Terrorist 1
Molester Kills Pal Over Pizza 2
Story of a Fatal Sucker Punch 3
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 12:12 pm

​An unnamed 8-year-old student at Turner Elementary in Wilkinsburg, Pennsylvania brought gifts for his classmates yesterday. According to police, he showed up at school with 50-60 small bags of heroin and began passing them out to his friends...

Wednesday, April 14, 2010 at 6:00 am
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: The 24-year-old woman was apparently killed by blunt trauma. She was found in her Denver home with her pants partially pulled down. Her self-described "shut-in" brother has been arrested. Westword has the story.

Until last week, the radically-orthodox Catholic group, Opus Dei, could proudly claim that none of its 2,000 priests have been caught up in a sex abuse scandal. But today's What Wouldn't Jesus Do? proves otherwise, thanks to our No. 1 story about LA's new Archbishop, Jose Gomez...

Tuesday, April 13, 2010 at 5:16 am

Consider this a public service announcement for you youngsters out there. As the following video illustrates, you should never take acid before going to the Boston airport if you're young and stupid and can't hold your acid...

Monday, April 12, 2010 at 10:00 am
Here at Fugitive Watch, we're not accustomed to being graced by such hotties as Tanya Beyer, the 1992 Playboy centerfold who was recently arrested for trafficking in Oxycodone. Alas, we learn that even the beautiful people can find themselves on the lam...

Wednesday, April 7, 2010 at 6:00 am
Welcome back to Weird Teacher Watch, where good judgement is, well, absolutely irrelevant. Today, we bring you the story of Lynn Manning, a New Hampshire middle school teacher who wasn't just busted for possession, but possession in a state prison...
Monday, March 29, 2010 at 11:36 am

UPDATE: Fugitive Johnnie Lee Griffin tried to return to Michigan, even though he was wanted for swapping coke for sex with a 10-year-old girl. That didn't turn out so well. See update after the jump...

Tags: Michigan
Monday, March 29, 2010 at 10:00 am
We never thought we'd find a silver lining in America's botched health care system, but -- thanks to today's Fugitive Watch -- we have. In fact, it was a lack of medical coverage that led the law to Charles Sparks, who escaped from prison in 1982 and has been on the run ever since...

Friday, March 26, 2010 at 9:00 am

Middletown, Connecticut police suspected Kristian Augeri, 23, and Thomas Way, 22, or being dope dealers. So they got a search warrant for their home. Since people sometimes hide drugs in the battery compartment of their cameras, they checked it out...

Monday, March 22, 2010 at 11:44 am

​Tina Blanchette, an employee of the Washington state social services department, was busted for growing 75 marijuana plants inside her house. It shouldn't have been a big deal, seeing as how the Pacific west is so much cooler than the rest of us on these matters...