Beheaded by Future Son-In-Law 1
Murder Suicide Snuffs Playful Spirits 2
Tied Up and Dead at In-Laws' House 3
Wednesday, June 16, 2010 at 8:02 am
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You could say Stephanie Banatatos and Zifiris "John" Valsamis are huge morons. But that would be doing a grave disservice to morons. They apparently needed money, so they decided to run the old fake kidnapping ruse, extorting money from her family...

Friday, June 11, 2010 at 2:28 pm
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Jacob Walker badly wanted an iPad. But instead of using existing commercial avenues to make said purchase, he decided to enter the barter system. He offered to trade his iPod Touch and an undisclosed amount of pot for an iPad...

Tags: Arizona
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Bedtime Reading from the Village Voice Empire: According to police, our moron murdered Joaquin Lucero-Carillo in Littleton, Colorado on a drug-related hit. But he's so dumb that when he tried to return to Detroit, he ended up in Houston. Westword has the story.



Tuesday, June 1, 2010 at 4:12 pm
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Last week, we told you about the strange mutilation murder involving Jarrod Wyatt, an MMA cage fighter from Klamath, California. As more details emerge, the story just keeps getting creepier. It seems Wyatt and three others were drinking mushroom tea at his house...

Tuesday, June 1, 2010 at 9:33 am
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Reader Su Do Nim responds to RT Rybak, Minneapolis Mayor, Blames Murder Rate in Marijuana? He lays out the economics of legalizing pot, and he makes a compelling argument that it's the fiscally wise thing to do...

Friday, May 28, 2010 at 7:54 pm
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Bedtime Reading from the Village Voice Empire: "When you pay for marijuana, you are paying for the bullet that goes into the head of someone on the streets," says the mayor. He apparently got his info from an after-school special from 1973. City Pages has the story.

Monday, May 24, 2010 at 8:05 am
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Lori Furry, a 45-year-old woman from Alliance, Ohio, was a freshly minted graduate of ITT Technical Institute. She hoped to put her degree to work as a police computer analyst working on juvenile crime and identity theft...

Thursday, May 20, 2010 at 7:55 pm
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Bedtime Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Utah wanted help in busting pot growers big and small, so it set up a website where residents could rat people out. Then NORML wrote about it, and suddenly the site was flooded with fake tips. Toke of the Town has the story...

Wednesday, May 19, 2010 at 11:27 am
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In 1998, Anna Malova was the toast of Russia. She hadn't just been crowned Miss Russia, or reached the finals of the Miss Universe contest, but she was also a doctor who combined beauty and brains. It's not that way anymore...



Wednesday, May 19, 2010 at 7:45 am
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A reader unnamed responds to Bad Acid Trip: Man Castrates Himself Because His Balls Contain Monsters. He says there are no safe ways to do drugs, and recalls a deep woods tale of his own concerning tripping...