Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The deputy was cruising along a residential street, stewed to the gills, when he decided to make a turn at a spot where there was no road, only median. When cops arrived, he was waiting -- and definitely looking worse for the wear. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Voice Media archive: The plan called for Wolfe and an accomplice to visit the jail, then plant some heroin in a nearby bathroom. Problem is, the employees at the institution caught wind of what was going to happen in advance. What went wrong? Everything. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Bunn shared photos of margaritas accompanied by captions like "YessssssssssssssssssS" only hours before driving the wrong direction on a highway, leading to a gruesome crack-up. And guess what else police found in her crumpled car.... Westword has the story.
On March 1, students who tried to log on to the Internet using the free Wi-Fi network on Florida State University's Panama City campus found themselves automatically redirected to an infamous Internet shock site called Meatspin.com. In case you're unfamiliar, the site does not feature a 24-ounce porterhouse steak on a lazy Susan. Miami New Times has the story.