Pedophile politician's $150,000 bribery scheme 1
Moron reenacts child abuse for cops 2
Video: Porn star dies in fight with cops 3
By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, bizarre, fraud
Friday, Mar. 12 2010 @ 4:28PM

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​It was a grand caper -- at least in Anna Ayala's mind. Brian Rossiter had lost his ring finger in a job accident. So Ayala decided to buy it for 100 bucks. Then she cooked it in a batch of chili at her Las Vegas home and kept it in the freezer for storage...

Friday, Mar. 12 2010 @ 1:49PM

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​Though no one can beat Florida's sheer volume of depravity, tiny Utah, with its repressed religious culture, has gotta be America's weirdest state per capita. Meet Kevin Garn, the 55-year-old majority leader of the Utah House...

By Pete Kotz in bizarre, fraud, unsolved
Tuesday, Mar. 9 2010 @ 3:47PM

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​In seems there are a fair number of women in northern New Jersey who are going for the voluptuous butt look, as seen in all the finest rap videos. But in an attempt to skirt the high prices of real plastic surgeons, they took a chance on the illegal kind...

Tuesday, Mar. 9 2010 @ 9:00AM
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What Wouldn't Jesus Do? is back with your weekly reminder that just because someone claims to be a man of God, doesn't mean he is. Take Ross Kleman. For years, Kleman traveled throughout Canada, offering his services as a preacher, until he was arrested for murdering a 14-year-old girl...

By Denise Grollmus in Corruption, fraud, fugitives, missing persons, unsolved
Monday, Mar. 8 2010 @ 8:00AM
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​Here at Fugitive Watch, we understand that family matters. But how far should one be willing to go for, say, a sister facing 25 years in federal prison for corporate fraud? Probably not as far as Linda Case went for her own sibling...

By Denise Grollmus in Douchebags, fraud, fugitives
Monday, Mar. 1 2010 @ 10:00AM
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​This week's Fugitive Watch is a story so spectacular, it could be on par with the resurrection of Jesus Christ if: 1. You believed that Larry Deffenbaugh actually died and 2. He wasn't a scum bag preacher who bilked 551 cemetery customers out of more than $1 million... 

By Denise Grollmus in Lists, Sex crimes, bad clergy, drugs, fraud
Tuesday, Feb. 23 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​Here at What Wouldn't Jesus Do? our intention isn't to exclude non-Christian folk from being scrutinized for acts of moral turpitude. We embrace the ridicule of all religious hypocrisy equally. That's why, this week, we're including not just a pedophile preacher, but a blackmailing Rabbi, too...

By Pete Kotz in Douchebags, fraud
Friday, Feb. 12 2010 @ 2:46PM
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​He may not be Brad Pitt, but Clifford Garrison certainly has a way with the ladies. To his nine wives, he was studious, polite, and religious, alternately claiming to be a computer exec, a counselor, a golf pro and an FBI agent...

Wednesday, Feb. 10 2010 @ 6:02AM
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​Wednesday morning's Breakfast Reading from around the Village Voice Empire: A wheel-chair bound man molests his caretaker's daughter for years. We introduce the world's worst counterfeiter. And a Miami club denies an employee murder an aspiring model...

By Denise Grollmus in Lists, Stupid Criminals, bad clergy, fraud
Tuesday, Feb. 9 2010 @ 8:00AM
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​Today's edition of What Wouldn't Jesus Do? proves that religious folk are capable of committing all sorts of crimes -- not just creepy sex ones. Just ask Father Richard Abourjaily, who pretended to have cancer in order to cheat people out of their hard earned cash...