Joins Cancer Faker's Hall of Fame 1
Third Bust in Socialite's Slaying 2
Sex Offender Stabbed in the Back 3
By Michael Roberts in Bad Moms, homicide
Wednesday, April 2, 2014 at 6:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: After shooting her beloved nine year old three times in the chest and once in the head, Lesyshen said, "I don't know what happened in there" before firing into her neck. What's next in her insanity bid? Westword has the story.

By Michael Roberts in Prison Life
Wednesday, April 2, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Once upon a time, prisoners in the state were given the princely sum of $2 per day. But that was cut by two-thirds years ago. Keyes is fed up, and one reason involves toilet paper. Westword has the story.

By Michael Roberts in Douchebags, Sex crimes
Tuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:00 am

Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: VanDerAa allegedly placed the women's hands over their genitals in ways that got a certain part of his anatomy very excited -- and the victims definitely noticed. Their ages ranged from 25 to 76. Westword has the story.

By Michael Roberts in homicide
Tuesday, April 1, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire:Minnick was working at a popular country dance hall when he saw three people wearing bandannas behind the venue. His slaying was a mystery for years -- until cops came looking for Lewis and an allegedly deadly pal. Westword has the story.

By Michael Roberts in drugs, homicide
Monday, March 31, 2014 at 5:53 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Tallman vanished, prompting a massive search that ended when his corpse was discovered one state away. Now there have been two busts, including one at the U.S.-Mexico border, and a weed-y theory about why. Westword has the story.

By Michael Roberts in drugs
Monday, March 31, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The satirical report had been debunked months earlier. But when it came time for Pristoop to testify about why pot should remain illegal in his state, he cited the article, and then became a laughingstock. Westword has the story.

By Michael Roberts in Felonious stupidity
Friday, March 28, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The customer at the bikini-friendly sports bar turned detective after his card vanished. He managed to get surveillance footage of her snagging his plastic and putting it to use -- and then watched her get cuffed. Westword has the story.

By Michael Roberts in Douchebags, drugs
Friday, March 28, 2014 at 5:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Making hash oil with butane is dangerous; one spark can make a home go off like a bomb. But that didn't stop these five idiots from trying it anyhow, and finding out the hard way what can happen. Westword has the story.

By Michael Roberts in True Crime Report
Thursday, March 27, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: A witness said Little assaulted a man who later died. But after arresting Little and spreading his mug shot all over the airwaves, the cops released him without charges. Why? Westword has the story.

By Michael Roberts in True Crime Report
Thursday, March 27, 2014 at 5:03 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Espinoza, eleven, and his fourteen-year-old cousin were crossing the street after eating at Denny's when the driver slammed into the younger boy at sixty MPH. Why was he going so fast on a residential street? Westword has the story.