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By Chris Parker in Lists, Police bungling
Thursday, Sep. 2 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​The corrupting influence of power was on display when former Camden, New Jersey police sergeant Dan Morris pleaded guilty to federal charges that could've been lifted from The Shield -- planting evidence, making false arrests, trading drugs for information...


By Chris Parker in Lists, bad clergy
Tuesday, Aug. 31 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​We're used to seeing hardened criminals -- just not wearing the Lord's collar. The star of this week's What Wouldn't Jesus Do? is Johnny Cabe, a three-time loser previously convicted of assault, investment fraud, and now charged with fondling a 10-year old boy at his church. Hopefully this moves him toward the top of God's "To Smite List"...

By Chris Parker in Douchebags, Lists
Monday, Aug. 30 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​You gradually get used to the world's wealth of greedy, selfish shits. But there are some crimes that are simply an affront to our basic human decency, earning that criminal a spot in our Douchebags of the Week. Shaun Strachan is this week's leading man for robbing an 83-year old woman grieving at her dead husband's gravesite...

By Chris Parker in Lists, fraud
Friday, Aug. 27 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​Whatever ideals our country was founded on, corruption and greed's the new coin of the realm. Judges are but another politician. As Al Pacino once cried, the whole damn system's out of order. Case in point, Judge Joseph Bamberger who flouted justice to line his own pockets, making him the most reprehensible of this week's Top 5 White Collar Villains...

By Chris Parker in Lists, Police bungling
Thursday, Aug. 26 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​You can't keep a good man down, which is why you need to thwack him extra hard with the nightstick then light'em up with the taser a few times. If Denver's Broncos were as aggressive as their cops, they'd lead the league in Unsportsmanlike Conduct. As is, their hijinks have graduated them to the top spot on this week's Top 5 Police Blunders...

By Chris Parker in Lists, bad clergy
Tuesday, Aug. 24 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​What's the best way to deal with a troublesome employee? Dump him on someone else. That's what the Archbishop of Dublin did, asking one of his Bishops to take child-molesting Irish priest Patrick Joseph McCabe off their hands. They sent him to Eureka, California, where he offered a repeat performance to earn his stripes in this week's What Wouldn't Jesus Do?...

By Chris Parker in Douchebags, Lists
Monday, Aug. 23 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​The worst degenerates of all are those that clothe their sick behavior in the vestments of responsibility, manipulating those they profess to be helping. By turning a mission for Haiti street children into his personal pleasure palace, Douglas Perlitz has proved himself Lord God King Bufu of our Douchebags of the Week...

By Chris Parker in Lists, fraud
Friday, Aug. 20 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​Every two-bit con dreams of making an 8-bit score. Unfortunately for David Marks and has family, insurance companies aren't impressed with crystal balls (or they'd have their own), and his attempts to move from fortune-telling into fortune-making only landed him a spot atop this week's Top 5 White Collar Villains...

By Chris Parker in Lists, Police bungling
Thursday, Aug. 19 2010 @ 9:00AM

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​When cops lie to get warrants and conduct heavily-armed, no-knock raids, the death of an innocent woman like 92-year-old Kathryn Johnston is the almost inevitable result. The malfeasance within Atlanta's police narcotics unit that led to this enormous settlement tops this week's Top 5 Police Blunders...

By Chris Parker in Lists, bad clergy
Tuesday, Aug. 17 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​Like squirrels, men can be pretty creative about trying to crack a nut. Assembly of God Pastor Randy Scott is this week's primary example of What Wouldn't Jesus Do? after blackmailing potential pedophiles into letting him handle their pork n'beans...