2-year-old killed over spilled milk 1
Teacher stabs student 7 times for farting 2
Inmates hides dope in his rolls of fat 3
By Denise Grollmus in Lists, Sex crimes, Stupid Criminals, arson, bad clergy, fraud
Tuesday, Mar. 16 2010 @ 9:00AM
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We are proud to announce that, for the first time ever, the No. 1 spot on What Wouldn't Jesus Do? isn't being inhabited by a pedophile priest or preacher -- but a pervert of the non-Christian persuasion. Give it up for Rabbi Baruch Lebovits for busting glass ceilings...

By Andy Van De Voorde in Lists, fugitives, homicide, kidnapping
Monday, Mar. 15 2010 @ 10:50AM
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​As a special feature, today we take you on a merry journey that looks back on 60 years of the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List. From the most likely to get a date in prison to the worst mullet, these were more innocent times -- when you didn't have to be an international terrorist to get your picture on a post office wall...
Monday, Mar. 15 2010 @ 9:00AM

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​Mothers and doctors deserve your trust, unless of course you're reading about them here. In today's episode of Douchebags of the Week we honor alleged baby-killing mom Ashley Cox, along with her court of worthy challengers...

Thursday, Mar. 11 2010 @ 9:00AM

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​Ranking today's Top 5 Police Blunders Of The Week was no easy task. Most Thursdays, we use a scale of perversion and heinousness to rank the unthinkable actions of policemen gone bad. However, today, we are using sheer stupidity as our meter of greatness. Enjoy...

Tuesday, Mar. 9 2010 @ 9:00AM
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What Wouldn't Jesus Do? is back with your weekly reminder that just because someone claims to be a man of God, doesn't mean he is. Take Ross Kleman. For years, Kleman traveled throughout Canada, offering his services as a preacher, until he was arrested for murdering a 14-year-old girl...

Monday, Mar. 8 2010 @ 9:00AM

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​In this installment of Douchebags of the Week, cult leader "Queen Antoinette" learns that starving babies to death can be bad for their health. But first let's wave politely to this week's Douchebag parting contestants...

Thursday, Mar. 4 2010 @ 9:00AM

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​Today's edition of Top 5 Police Blunders Of The Week is surely not for the faint of heart. Aside from Aldo Lozano, the Mexican cop/hit man arrested for killing more than 40 people, our list also includes the sexual assault of a transgender woman as well as the rape of none other than a rape victim...

By Denise Grollmus in Corruption, Lists, Police bungling, Sex crimes, drugs
Thursday, Feb. 25 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​It was a particularly busy week for corrupt cops, from arson to rape to sheer ineptitude. While many deserve the top spot on today's edition of Top 5 Police Blunders of the Week, the title ultimately goes to Providence Detective Robert DeCarlo, who recently beat a man into a coma with a flashlight...

By Denise Grollmus in Lists, Sex crimes, bad clergy, drugs, fraud
Tuesday, Feb. 23 2010 @ 9:00AM
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​Here at What Wouldn't Jesus Do? our intention isn't to exclude non-Christian folk from being scrutinized for acts of moral turpitude. We embrace the ridicule of all religious hypocrisy equally. That's why, this week, we're including not just a pedophile preacher, but a blackmailing Rabbi, too...

Monday, Feb. 22 2010 @ 9:48AM

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​There may be no greater feat of douchebaggery than to knife your sister and rape her as she dies. But Douchebag of the Week Steven Kelsey is not without competition. Say hello now to these not-quite-lovable losers...