Teen strangled, slit 9-year-old's throat
He's not a very good robber, and he's just run into a very brave -- or very stupid -- clerk. But when all's said and done, the robber is forced to flee the store with nothing. Not even his gun.
| The Geezer Bandit has taken down five banks since August, no doubt to fund his bingo habit |
| Michael Noyer: Leaving your unemployment check at the scene of your burglary is estimated to make it 147 percent more likely you'll be caught |
That would include Michael Noyer of Manchester, New Hampshire. Last week, police were called to an apartment where someone had broken in and was burglarizing a young girl's bedroom. The father went to investigate and found Noyer hiding behind a door.
Dad apparently had not kept current on his Bally's membership; Noyer managed to flee. But the bad guy left behind an important clue in tracing his whereabouts: A day planner, which included a handy unemployment check bearing his identity...
Jackson Fernando Martins, a 21-year-old from Brazil, was accused of using a knife to rob a mother and young son in their home. He made away with just $100 worth of electronics. After police chased him on his motorcycle, he dove in the ocean and swam more than a mile out to sea. No, he's not very bright.
As you can see from the footage, police in a helicopter had to fire warning shots to subdue him before diving in to rescue the moron.
In Karachi, Pakistsan.
| William T. Cole, prior to nose decapitation, decided to rob two men with a small screwdriver |
According to police, two men were at home in Tuscumbia, Alabama when Cole walked into the house, went to a back room, grabbed a coat, and started walking out. One resident confronted him. Though Cole had a knife in his back pocket, he decided to use a small screwdriver as his weapon of choice in this robbery. It didn't make him very scary...
Roxanne Pennock, a suburban mother of five children, apparently took to robbing banks in Southern California to support her broke family. In a sign of the fiscal woes hitting middle class America, she was caught in a red minivan used to escape from her latest caper...![]()
Neighbors believe she was driven to armed robbery to provide for her family
Navy corpsman Crispino Buzon, 25, was supposed to get on a plane at Norton Air Force Base in San Bernardino on April 25, 1987 to fly to the Philippines to pick up his wife. When he failed to shop up in the Philippines, he was reported missing. ![]()
Navy corpsman Crispino Buzon was supposed to fly to the Philippines to get his wife. He never showed.
A few weeks after his disappearance, a bag containing Buzon's clothing, military identification and other belongings was found in a reservoir near Victorville. By then a full-blown missing person's investigation was underway, and it hadn't taken long for detectives to determine that the reservoir was near a home that Buzon's supervisor, Petty Officer First Class Robert Nydegger, 40, had rented for his wife...
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The Anti-Semites of Human Resources
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Dude, Where's My VW Bus?
Van stolen in Washington 35 years ago turns up in Long Beach cargo container.

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