Husband pimps out his pregnant wife 1
Man kills serial pedophile, could get life 2
2-year-old killed over spilled milk 3
By Pete Kotz in Douchebags, Sex crimes, bizarre
Thursday, Mar. 18 2010 @ 11:01AM
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Four years ago, Clinton Danner of Rockford, Minnesota found Jesus. He'd done time for burglary, drugs and fraud. But when he met his 17-year-old wife in church, he'd repented, says her dad. Now it's never wise to trust a con, especially when he's 28 and wants to marry a 17-year-old...


By Pete Kotz in Sex crimes, Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Thursday, Mar. 18 2010 @ 8:00AM
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Reader BaconBully responds to Donna Sue Harber, Moron of the Day: Showed Her Womanly Fruits to Boyfriend During Jail Visit. He believes that if we allow inmates to have sex, it may cut down on prison violence and keep perverts away from the kids...

By Pete Kotz in Sex crimes, bizarre
Thursday, Mar. 18 2010 @ 7:05AM
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Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: California has ruled that Nicholas Chaykovsky has failed to properly register as a sex offender. But it might have a hard time punishing him. He died of a heart attack last month at the age of 61.
Wednesday, Mar. 17 2010 @ 3:07PM
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Here's a case that will test your morals, dear reader: On a February evening last year, a clearly tormented Aaron Vargas, armed with an antique pistol, went to the home of Darrell McNeill in Mendocino County, California...

Tags: California
By Pete Kotz in Sex crimes, assault
Wednesday, Mar. 17 2010 @ 2:33PM
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The 26-year-old woman was walking to the library in Toledo. She suffers from mild autism and uses a cane because she's unstable on her feet. Which made her the perfect victim for 15-year-old Anferney Fontenet...

By Denise Grollmus in Lists, Sex crimes, Stupid Criminals, arson, bad clergy, fraud
Tuesday, Mar. 16 2010 @ 9:00AM
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We are proud to announce that, for the first time ever, the No. 1 spot on What Wouldn't Jesus Do? isn't being inhabited by a pedophile priest or preacher -- but a pervert of the non-Christian persuasion. Give it up for Rabbi Baruch Lebovits for busting glass ceilings...

By Pete Kotz in Sex crimes, unsolved
Monday, Mar. 15 2010 @ 8:46PM
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Bedtime Reading from the Village Voice Empire: It seems people are downsizing their sex budgets in the City of Angels. Police say public sex busts rose impressively in 2009, while hotel occupancy rates curiously declined. Coincidence? We think not. LA Weekly has the story.

Monday, Mar. 15 2010 @ 1:17PM
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34-year-old Sergio Diaz-Palomino has hit today's trifecta of douchebaggery, moronocity, and perversion. According to police in St. George, Utah, our tale begins when he took some family photos to Walgreens for processing -- only these weren't the kind you show to Aunt Lucy...

Monday, Mar. 15 2010 @ 12:26PM

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​Either Michael Murphy is incredibly handsome, has a tongue of golden butter, or there's a desperate shortage of decent men in Montana. But any way you dice it, he seems to have the Midas touch with women -- especially prison guards...

Monday, Mar. 15 2010 @ 9:00AM

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​Mothers and doctors deserve your trust, unless of course you're reading about them here. In today's episode of Douchebags of the Week we honor alleged baby-killing mom Ashley Cox, along with her court of worthy challengers...