Meet Convicted 35-Count Rabbit Abuser
John Puncel, a a former assistant women's volleyball coach at Pasadena City College, was already having a bad day when cops busted him allegedly using his cellphone to film up the skirts of women at the mall. But now it turns out that he had a whole cache of films on his phone, and some of his victims may be underage. LA Weekly has the whole story.
John Goodman is a polo-playing playboy who is charged with drunkenly smashing his Bentley into a student's Hyundai, killing the 23-year-old man. In addition to the criminal charges, he faces a wrongful-death civil suit. In an apparent attempt to hide his assets, he has legally adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend, and the family of the victim can just suck it, we suppose.Houston Press has the story.
John Edgar Birdwell has his game down, apparently: cops say he met a woman online, told her his name was "Blidwell" so a Google search came up empty, and after their first night sleeping together remarked she was "a heavy sleeper." The next time he stole almost $2K worth of jewelry. Court records indicate a colorful criminal past.Houston Press has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Witnesses saw a couple standing in the middle of a busy street and worried that they'd be hit an instant before they were. The car kept going, but another driver on the scene wasn't about to let it get away. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Hampers claims that instead of selling or distributing the Ambien, Valium and so on, he gobbled them all himself. And then there were his sexual obsessions, one with a TV reporter. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Cline needed to STAYCLN, since he'd already racked up a couple DUIs. But cops say that didn't stop him from getting so sloshed a liquor store wouldn't serve him and setting out on an epic crash-and-bash session. Westword has the story.
Breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Bruce helped pass the statewide Taxpayer Bill of Rights. Afterward, he allegedly extended his own rights to quasi-slumlording and kicking a photographer during a prayer before the tax man came calling. Westword has the story.
Vintage holiday-season breakfast reading from the Village Voice Empire: Bickle's associate told undercover officers he could set them up with AK-47s for just $1,300 a pop -- and he had ten of them. When the raid went down, the cache the cops found was literally explosive. Westword has the story.
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