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Thursday, April 10, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Kasarcik allegedly lured a thirteen-year-old from a chat room to Skype by portraying a fellow teen. Then, when she balked at getting as nasty as he wanted, he used a threat that sent her into hysterics. Westword has the story.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:00 am

Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: VanDerAa allegedly placed the women's hands over their genitals in ways that got a certain part of his anatomy very excited -- and the victims definitely noticed. Their ages ranged from 25 to 76. Westword has the story.

Friday, March 28, 2014 at 5:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Making hash oil with butane is dangerous; one spark can make a home go off like a bomb. But that didn't stop these five idiots from trying it anyhow, and finding out the hard way what can happen. Westword has the story.

Friday, March 7, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Stitt's aunt died in 1986, but her social security benefits kept flowing in, and he kept collecting them -- for 25 years. It was a bonanza, at least until the feds caught on. And they weren't happy. Westword has the story.

Monday, March 3, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: A woman returned home to find that she'd been burglarized, with the thieves taking a handheld video game and other items. As she was waiting for the cops, guess what three morons tried to sell her. Westword has the story.

Thursday, February 20, 2014 at 4:54 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Sandberg would take cash in exchange for explosives if there was no other alternative, but he preferred nose candy -- and practically dared the cops to bust him. They took him up on the offer. Westword has the story.

Friday, February 14, 2014 at 6:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Della Rosa took the three teens to a casino and allegedly took a video of them in a hot tub while getting them drunk -- one enough to puke. But then he decided to share his desire on Facebook. Mistake. Westword has the story.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Wheeler was upset about being busted for DUI. So he encouraged his Facebook friends to kill the cops involved, as well as their kids -- and even provided info about how to find their daycare center. Westword has the story.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014 at 4:42 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Gaylor first made headlines when he called the cops on a Craigslist "companion" after his girlfriend showed up. This time around, his random sex text to a high school girl didn't exactly lead to romance. Westword has the story.

Monday, February 3, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Amador grabbed the teens' breasts and behinds during games, as their parents and loved ones sat nearby. What was said that finally caused a foul to be called on his perviness? Westword has the story.