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Wednesday, June 11, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Vohs was busted twice for mounting a camera on his shoe and sliding it between women's legs. But jail didn't exactly cure him, as that thirteen-year-old in the park bathroom found out. Westword has the story.

Friday, June 6, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Maketa is accused of having affairs with staffers and making sex a prerequisite for promotion. His apology video, sent out after a vote of no-confidence, required subtitles -- and we added a few of our own. Westword has the story.

Monday, June 2, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Lamb (who also rocks a swastika on his chest) was hiding in a car whose driver was busted. When he tried to get away, a cop tried to stop him, but he took off, dragging her along with him. "Fuck cops," indeed. Westword has the story.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Pierce spent months communicating with what he thought was an underage girl in repulsive terms, then goaded his sister into buying him bus tickets for a "visit." Upon his arrival, he got an unpleasant surprise. Westword has the story.

Friday, May 16, 2014 at 6:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Wingate's fall from political grace was rapid and ugly -- but not as shocking as the conditions in which he kept the thirteen-year-old. Think rats. Think feces. Scattered all over the floor. Westword has the story.

Thursday, April 10, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Kasarcik allegedly lured a thirteen-year-old from a chat room to Skype by portraying a fellow teen. Then, when she balked at getting as nasty as he wanted, he used a threat that sent her into hysterics. Westword has the story.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014 at 6:00 am

Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: VanDerAa allegedly placed the women's hands over their genitals in ways that got a certain part of his anatomy very excited -- and the victims definitely noticed. Their ages ranged from 25 to 76. Westword has the story.

Friday, March 28, 2014 at 5:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Making hash oil with butane is dangerous; one spark can make a home go off like a bomb. But that didn't stop these five idiots from trying it anyhow, and finding out the hard way what can happen. Westword has the story.

Friday, March 7, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Stitt's aunt died in 1986, but her social security benefits kept flowing in, and he kept collecting them -- for 25 years. It was a bonanza, at least until the feds caught on. And they weren't happy. Westword has the story.

Monday, March 3, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: A woman returned home to find that she'd been burglarized, with the thieves taking a handheld video game and other items. As she was waiting for the cops, guess what three morons tried to sell her. Westword has the story.