Did gold digger kill her elderly boyfriend? 1
Top 5 Police Blunders of the Week! 2
Moron shoots up house trying to kill bat 3
By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Thursday, Sep. 2 2010 @ 8:00AM
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​Bats suck. They tend to sneak into your house just as everyone's heading to bed. Which causes the women in your life to scream. Which in turn causes the dog to bark. Which in turn forces you to miss that late night game you were watching from the West Coast...

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, assault
Wednesday, Sep. 1 2010 @ 7:53AM
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​There are few things more despicable than a wife beater. But when you happen to be the dumbest wife beater in all of Illinois, you're entering uncharted waters of stupidity. Meet Janusz Owca, a 32-year-old man from Maine Township, Illinois and our Moron of the Day...

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, assault
Wednesday, Sep. 1 2010 @ 6:00AM
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​Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Kenneth Williams arrived home to find his brother in the egregious act of sucking at bean cooking. His pestering led to words, which in turn led to Larry taking a knife to his brother's face. Houston Press has the story.

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, Video archives
Wednesday, Sep. 1 2010 @ 5:07AM

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​19-year-old Brennan S. Eden of Mason, Ohio comes flying past a cop on the side of the freeway. That's when he loses control, hits a berm, and sends the car airborne, crashing into the support structure of a bridge. The car practically disintegrates...

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Monday, Aug. 30 2010 @ 10:00AM
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​Reader Trajan responds to Dan Duffy, Iowa Chiropractor, Accused of Masturbating on Female Patient. As an attorney, he believes in presumed innocent. But you don't look so innocent when you splash your sperm over the back of a patient...

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals
Friday, Aug. 27 2010 @ 7:46AM
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​You're about to meet the two dumbest men in America (with all apologies to the Mississippi congressional delegation, of course). Shane Alexander, 20, and Jason Vantress, 30, are two huge dumb-asses from Portland, Oregon who decided to go shoplifting the other day...
 
By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals
Thursday, Aug. 26 2010 @ 8:10PM
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​Bedtime Reading from the Village Voice Empire: She was caught weaving in and out of traffic at 6 a.m., then blew twice the legal limit when she got pulled over. Perhaps they shouldn't have held the bachelorette party the night before the wedding. Seattle Weekly has the story.

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Thursday, Aug. 26 2010 @ 7:48AM
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​32-year-old Colondra Hamilton is a hellcat. When it comes to her sexual drive, she's an earthmover of lust and pleasure, a womanly pack of C-4 explosives just waiting to ignite at anytime, anywhere. Including when she's just driving down the road in Cincinnati...

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Wednesday, Aug. 25 2010 @ 12:11PM
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​Tyler Patrick Thomas, an offensive lineman for the Oregon State football team, decided that Sunday was a good day to get way, way hammered. And since he's only 19, he decided it would also be a good idea to get naked and break into a woman's home...

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals
Tuesday, Aug. 24 2010 @ 1:12PM
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​Maybe our biggest safety concern shouldn't be crazed jihadists who believe that killing women and children will somehow win them 72 virgins. The real danger might be idiots like 38-year-old Artura J. Cucue, a homeless man from Louisville, Kentucky...