Fifty Kinky Shades of Grief 1
Mentions Michael Brown, Cops Kill Him 2
Murder Over a Septic Tank? 3
Monday, May 12, 2014 at 5:01 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Cops knew a crew was hitting houses in the affluent neighborhood, but they couldn't tie the crimes together until a witness spotted Quintana and his bright orange vest -- which attracted the wrong kind of attention. Westword has the story.

Thursday, April 24, 2014 at 4:56 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: You'll remember Campbell as the burglar who tried robbing joints while wearing a GPS ankle monitor. But it was his DNA (and his forgetfulness) that got him in trouble this time. Westword has the story.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: The couple was caught snatching some fragrance bottles and only got away when the dude pulled a knife. So they tried it again, with predictably moronic results that made them media targets. Westword has the story.

Monday, March 3, 2014 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: A woman returned home to find that she'd been burglarized, with the thieves taking a handheld video game and other items. As she was waiting for the cops, guess what three morons tried to sell her. Westword has the story.

Friday, January 3, 2014 at 10:00 am
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The girl Hardy allegedly tattooed (she was 15 at the time) said Hardy asked her, "'Is your dad going to be mad?'... In the middle of a tattoo that's kinda a dumb question." City Pages has the full story.
Friday, November 29, 2013 at 9:36 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: A Phoenix man nearly broke into a family's house, as the man explained he was running from a Mexican drug cartel. Leobardo Gamez, 35, said he was trying to hide because he's in big trouble for shacking up with a cartel boss' wife -- which probably isn't true. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013 at 10:28 am
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Pearson made her first appearance in City Pages thanks to the frown she was wearing while she robbed a Minnesota bank. But it turns out her hard-to-forget countenance was just one aspect of a very crazy story. CP has all the details.
Friday, November 1, 2013 at 5:00 am

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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Herrara sidled up to a guy in a phone store with multiple cells, assumed he was a drug dealer and demanded his stash. Little did he realize he was talking to an undercover cop who was the opposite of amused. What happened next? Westword has the story.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013 at 9:41 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: Phoenix burglary suspect Jose Luis McInturf is lucky he wasn't shot dead after allegedly breaking into a home last week with the residents still inside. Instead, McInturf, 21, got a well-deserved ass-kicking from the teenage brothers inside. Phoenix New Times has the story.

Friday, October 25, 2013 at 9:35 am
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Breakfast reading from the Voice Media Empire: There's little question as to how the local man who calls himself "Wild Bill" got that nickname. "Wild Bill" Iverson was wild as hell at the Canyon Lake campground, where he engaged in activities such as pointing weapons at other campers and getting butt-naked and asking people to snap some photos. Phoenix New Times has the story.