Dad raped 5 daughters, had 6 kids with them 1
Woman robbed at Walmart, security won't help 2
Cop sells stolen dope to... undercover cop 3
Friday, Mar. 12 2010 @ 11:42AM
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​Iiesha Crawley, 18, was out shopping with her young nephew at a Cincinnati mall when the boy accidentally knocked over some food. Iiesha, skilled in the art of child care, chose to admonish punish him by pushing him to the ground...

Friday, Mar. 12 2010 @ 7:02AM

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​18-year-old Erik Estrada -- more commonly known to the good people of Syracuse as "That dickhead" -- wasn't worthy of Moron of the Day honors. But he did score top consideration in our Huge Loser-Animal Cruelty Division competition...

Friday, Mar. 12 2010 @ 5:43AM
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​Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Michael Carlson's wife had been shot 10 times, his house set aflame, and there was a 5-page letter from the Mafia left as a threat -- which was naturally traced to Carlson's computer. Seattle Weekly has the story.

Friday, Mar. 12 2010 @ 5:12AM

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​Gay porn star Andrew Grande -- aka Dustin Micheals -- was having a beef with a woman in a hotel parking lot. When police arrived, he swallowed some baggies of pot and put up a fight. But when cops tasered him, he began choking on the baggies. Pretty wild video...

Tags: Florida
Thursday, Mar. 11 2010 @ 1:02PM
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​Brandon Goddard, a 23-year-old from Harrison Township, Michigan, has an IQ slightly lower than fishing bait. While he was engaged to be married, he decided to have sex with a 21-year-woman who was not his bride-to-be...

Thursday, Mar. 11 2010 @ 11:58AM
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​There's apparently been some fighting going on at Torrington High School in Connecticut. So one faction decided to take revenge -- with mother Kerry Langdeau, 35, serving as the minivan wheelman in their retaliatory scheme...



Tags: Connecticut
Thursday, Mar. 11 2010 @ 4:59AM

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​Mark McCuaig was tasered twice in court, but he managed to escape in a van, barricade himself in a house, the lead police on a chase in a motor home -- with what appears to be a garage door covering his windshield. And it all began with a minor traffic violation...

Wednesday, Mar. 10 2010 @ 10:05AM

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​Today's edition of Moron of the Day makes us happy we went to city school where they didn't have frats. Meet Sigma Alpha Epsilon, a 110-year-old fraternity at the University of Kentucky that's making a name for itself with moronic hijinks...

By Pete Kotz in Sex crimes, Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Wednesday, Mar. 10 2010 @ 6:01AM
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​Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Marcus Batum is trying to set the world record for being pinched while masturbating in front of women, having chocked up his eighth arrest. Preferred object of arousal: female jail guards. Houston Press has the story.

By Pete Kotz in Stupid Criminals, bizarre
Tuesday, Mar. 9 2010 @ 7:53PM
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​Bedtime Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Megan Mariah Barnes was shaving her pubic hair while driving when she rammed an SUV from behind. Weirder still: Her ex-husband steered from the passenger seat on the way to meet her boyfriend. Miami New Times as the story.